I'm going to a new school where everybody knows everybody and i know no body. I wanna get into a group with cute girls and all but their's an Amog he makes me lose confidense it's not that he's cool or anything he's just really funny to them, but i dont wanna talk to him and the girls around him cause i know he's gonna AMOG blast me. wth do i do?
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
I'm getting AMOGED
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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ok can somebody please tell me what an AMOG is?
shadowfox
Don Juan
alpha male of the group i think
Yeh, close enuff.
Alpha Male Other Guy.
Rint, if all he has is humour, then you have nothing to be worried about. At least he doesn't beat you up or tease you (does he?)
Just chill, its all in your mind. If the funniest guys got all the chicks, then clowns would be in pretty high demand with women.
But they ain't.
So go in there, and have fun. Bust a few jokes every once in a while, but don't worry if you don't. You have other qualities that make you worthy.
-peace-
Alpha Male Other Guy.
Rint, if all he has is humour, then you have nothing to be worried about. At least he doesn't beat you up or tease you (does he?)
Just chill, its all in your mind. If the funniest guys got all the chicks, then clowns would be in pretty high demand with women.
But they ain't.
So go in there, and have fun. Bust a few jokes every once in a while, but don't worry if you don't. You have other qualities that make you worthy.
-peace-
familyguyfan
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Yeah people really need to tone down the amount of abbreviations used on this site.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.