I'm going to a new school where everybody knows everybody and i know no body. I wanna get into a group with cute girls and all but their's an Amog he makes me lose confidense it's not that he's cool or anything he's just really funny to them, but i dont wanna talk to him and the girls around him cause i know he's gonna AMOG blast me. wth do i do?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
I'm getting AMOGED
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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ok can somebody please tell me what an AMOG is?
shadowfox
Don Juan
alpha male of the group i think
Yeh, close enuff.
Alpha Male Other Guy.
Rint, if all he has is humour, then you have nothing to be worried about. At least he doesn't beat you up or tease you (does he?)
Just chill, its all in your mind. If the funniest guys got all the chicks, then clowns would be in pretty high demand with women.
But they ain't.
So go in there, and have fun. Bust a few jokes every once in a while, but don't worry if you don't. You have other qualities that make you worthy.
-peace-
Alpha Male Other Guy.
Rint, if all he has is humour, then you have nothing to be worried about. At least he doesn't beat you up or tease you (does he?)
Just chill, its all in your mind. If the funniest guys got all the chicks, then clowns would be in pretty high demand with women.
But they ain't.
So go in there, and have fun. Bust a few jokes every once in a while, but don't worry if you don't. You have other qualities that make you worthy.
-peace-
familyguyfan
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Yeah people really need to tone down the amount of abbreviations used on this site.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.