we all eat food
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Most people say i am a weird person. But in weird, as in funny, im always making people laugh but im crazy and funny. Do girls like that stuff or not?
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
im a weird person
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Patrick124
Master Don Juan
so you're not weird, you're spontaneous and not scared to show your personality?
nah, if it makes people laugh by all means continue.
but dont overdue it.
nah, if it makes people laugh by all means continue.
but dont overdue it.
GaryUranga
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depends, not TOO goofy or self depreciative then its good if its unique
we all eat food
Senior Don Juan
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like im crazy, not afraid to say anything or do anything and i do funny ****. im not like weird awkard, more like Tom Green funny
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
biketrials
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"I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin here
I don't belong here."
-Radiohead
That song popped in my head right there
Sorry about that but thats how I am as well. I am always told I am weird but the girls all laugh while they say it so I keep going.
What the hell am I doin here
I don't belong here."
-Radiohead
That song popped in my head right there
Sorry about that but thats how I am as well. I am always told I am weird but the girls all laugh while they say it so I keep going.