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Most people say i am a weird person. But in weird, as in funny, im always making people laugh but im crazy and funny. Do girls like that stuff or not?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Patrick124
Master Don Juan
so you're not weird, you're spontaneous and not scared to show your personality?
nah, if it makes people laugh by all means continue.
but dont overdue it.
nah, if it makes people laugh by all means continue.
but dont overdue it.
GaryUranga
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depends, not TOO goofy or self depreciative then its good if its unique
we all eat food
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like im crazy, not afraid to say anything or do anything and i do funny ****. im not like weird awkard, more like Tom Green funny
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
biketrials
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"I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin here
I don't belong here."
-Radiohead
That song popped in my head right there
Sorry about that but thats how I am as well. I am always told I am weird but the girls all laugh while they say it so I keep going.
What the hell am I doin here
I don't belong here."
-Radiohead
That song popped in my head right there
Sorry about that but thats how I am as well. I am always told I am weird but the girls all laugh while they say it so I keep going.