we all eat food
Senior Don Juan
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Most people say i am a weird person. But in weird, as in funny, im always making people laugh but im crazy and funny. Do girls like that stuff or not?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Patrick124
Master Don Juan
so you're not weird, you're spontaneous and not scared to show your personality?
nah, if it makes people laugh by all means continue.
but dont overdue it.
nah, if it makes people laugh by all means continue.
but dont overdue it.
GaryUranga
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depends, not TOO goofy or self depreciative then its good if its unique
we all eat food
Senior Don Juan
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like im crazy, not afraid to say anything or do anything and i do funny ****. im not like weird awkard, more like Tom Green funny
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
biketrials
Don Juan
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"I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin here
I don't belong here."
-Radiohead
That song popped in my head right there
Sorry about that but thats how I am as well. I am always told I am weird but the girls all laugh while they say it so I keep going.
What the hell am I doin here
I don't belong here."
-Radiohead
That song popped in my head right there
Sorry about that but thats how I am as well. I am always told I am weird but the girls all laugh while they say it so I keep going.