"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm a NOOB at online game. So thoughts on this opener?

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Yaounde

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So I had Ok cupid for a while, never used, but I just spruced it and now I figure I've got a pretty good write up and pics and judging by the 100% reply rate I've got (yeah okay it's only three chicks so far but..) I think I'm right.

But anyways I wrote this one chick (a solid 8.5-9) who mostly put some random useless **** about herself on her profile

Me:
"Why hello there person who doesn't say much about herself. Let's play a game. You tell me something I know about yourself and I'll tell you something you don't know.

So me first :)
I'm not actually half around the world away from you. I'm muuuch closer.

And now your turn..."

Oh yeah I forgot to mention I'm a Canadian in Germany
She writes back telling me more useless stuff, but she did comply:

"My sox are orange und furry"

I figure this has some good pretty game potential... I set up the frame, she complied, it's open ended, could lead to lots of verbal escalation and has her qualifying herself to me.

So where would you take this from here?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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crossedup

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Sounds alright if she's replying, tho she sounds as if she's 5 years old. Go for the number quickly, online dating is a numbers game, you don't wanna f*ck around with girls that are being AW and wasting your time. Try this advice broought to you by NN:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=196130

It will work wonders for getting these girls numbers, no matter how cheesy and stupid it sounds, because well, usually the girls online are cheesy and stupid. Good luck!
 
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TillTheEndOfTime

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The best online game is clicking on that little `x' in the top-right corner of your browser.
 
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