HumbleNinja
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I'm a LOUD and PROUD BETA. WTF are YOU going to do about it? :cuss: :cheer:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
I'm a LOUD and PROUD BETA.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
sylvester the cat
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This thread just goes to prove that little green squares and wisdom do not go hand in hand.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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ah the alfa fux beta bux denialist.
I'm not mad, someone needs to cling to the Disney-esque fairytale, contribute to society and pay for all the single mothers and their legions of alfa sproglet thug spawn (you're probably even helping pay for a few of mine lolz). You (I'm presuming white?) betas are the only thing standing in the way of full anarchic breakdown of Western civilization as we know it.
So thanks for that...I guess.
I will say I don't hate you guys as much as the mainstream media do (and by extension chicks) going by the way they demonize you wacky and dependable civilization builders, but you do give me bouts of revulsion now and then. But other than that, you're ok. Keep it up
I'm not quite ready with my ammo stores and sh!t yet, plus I've grown too fond of electricity
I know.HumbleNinja said:
I'm not mad, someone needs to cling to the Disney-esque fairytale, contribute to society and pay for all the single mothers and their legions of alfa sproglet thug spawn (you're probably even helping pay for a few of mine lolz). You (I'm presuming white?) betas are the only thing standing in the way of full anarchic breakdown of Western civilization as we know it.
So thanks for that...I guess.
I will say I don't hate you guys as much as the mainstream media do (and by extension chicks) going by the way they demonize you wacky and dependable civilization builders, but you do give me bouts of revulsion now and then. But other than that, you're ok. Keep it up
I'm not quite ready with my ammo stores and sh!t yet, plus I've grown too fond of electricity
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SamTheHobit
Master Don Juan
This cracked me up hahaha
BraddH
Master Don Juan
People who have to conatantly be conscious of their "alphabess", are nothing more than just betas acting alpha.
Alphas who couldn't give a **** if they are beta or not are real alphas.
Alphas who couldn't give a **** if they are beta or not are real alphas.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
HumbleNinja
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LOL Exactly! Be a Beta BOSS.zekko said:By mid year 2014 all guys will read seduction forums and be fully practicing alphas. You'll have to be beta to set yourself apart
They'll eventually need to film a So Suave Planet of the Apes movie: "Planet of the Alphas" where members all dress up in Roosh V. Cornelius costumes beating their chests and branch swinging to 10.5s while damning all the betas to hell!
JohnChops
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im gonna give you a swirly ninja
BraddH
Master Don Juan
Zekko and ninja are absolutely true.
my actions last night have me firmly cemented as a beta forever...
Booked a room with a view at a swanky downtown hotel. Had flowers delivered, spread rose petals in the shape of a heart on the bed. Took her to dinner. I paid for everything.
She swore we werent going to have secks. We banged for hours. She was enamoured with the size of my rod. She couldnt believe how wet she was. Told me I have a magic stick, that I fook like a porn star. She is now forever putty in my hands.
But yeah, im beta as can be cuz I spent money...
Booked a room with a view at a swanky downtown hotel. Had flowers delivered, spread rose petals in the shape of a heart on the bed. Took her to dinner. I paid for everything.
She swore we werent going to have secks. We banged for hours. She was enamoured with the size of my rod. She couldnt believe how wet she was. Told me I have a magic stick, that I fook like a porn star. She is now forever putty in my hands.
But yeah, im beta as can be cuz I spent money...
HumbleNinja
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papawapa said:
Embrace your inner beta. Those who try to run from it to be #foreveralpha are some of the weakest people of all. They aren't fooling anyone let alone themselves.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
CrimsonPanther
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good for you manHumbleNinja said:
to each his own i guess. dunno why make a topic out of it though. it is kinda trollish.
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This.Arthy said:
Self depreciation in very small doses can occasionally come in handy with picking up or winning over crowds but here it's just fail sauce. But You'll get used to these threads.
Some of these cvnts seem to think acting like a sperg hopped up on mountain dew at a LAN party here is funny. Falls way short of Bjerte quality trolling in my opinion.
HumbleNinja
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You must have a lot of experience on Justin Biebers forum.Arthy said:
This is coming from a "mature man" who uses a pair of t1ts as his username. LMAO( . )( . ) said:
Of course it's fail sauce when you're dealing with random strangers who feel the need to claim themselves "alpha" on the net. It's comedy GOLD.
Serenity
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Life is about adapting and being balanced. People categorize words like alpha and beta into good and bad, alpha as going for what you want and beta as keeping safe. The ultimate goal is to integrate both aspects so that you get what you want as effectively as possible while doing it safely.
If you were to mindlessly cling to everything you wouldn't grow much, and if you were to mindlessly grab what you wanted you would have to face negative consequences later. So being a proud beta might seem paradoxical, but if you don't think too much it makes sense.
If you were to mindlessly cling to everything you wouldn't grow much, and if you were to mindlessly grab what you wanted you would have to face negative consequences later. So being a proud beta might seem paradoxical, but if you don't think too much it makes sense.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.