HumbleNinja
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I'm a LOUD and PROUD BETA. WTF are YOU going to do about it? :cuss: :cheer:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I'm a LOUD and PROUD BETA.
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
sylvester the cat
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This thread just goes to prove that little green squares and wisdom do not go hand in hand.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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ah the alfa fux beta bux denialist.
I'm not mad, someone needs to cling to the Disney-esque fairytale, contribute to society and pay for all the single mothers and their legions of alfa sproglet thug spawn (you're probably even helping pay for a few of mine lolz). You (I'm presuming white?) betas are the only thing standing in the way of full anarchic breakdown of Western civilization as we know it.
So thanks for that...I guess.
I will say I don't hate you guys as much as the mainstream media do (and by extension chicks) going by the way they demonize you wacky and dependable civilization builders, but you do give me bouts of revulsion now and then. But other than that, you're ok. Keep it up
I'm not quite ready with my ammo stores and sh!t yet, plus I've grown too fond of electricity
I know.HumbleNinja said:
I'm not mad, someone needs to cling to the Disney-esque fairytale, contribute to society and pay for all the single mothers and their legions of alfa sproglet thug spawn (you're probably even helping pay for a few of mine lolz). You (I'm presuming white?) betas are the only thing standing in the way of full anarchic breakdown of Western civilization as we know it.
So thanks for that...I guess.
I will say I don't hate you guys as much as the mainstream media do (and by extension chicks) going by the way they demonize you wacky and dependable civilization builders, but you do give me bouts of revulsion now and then. But other than that, you're ok. Keep it up
I'm not quite ready with my ammo stores and sh!t yet, plus I've grown too fond of electricity
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SamTheHobit
Master Don Juan
This cracked me up hahaha
BraddH
Master Don Juan
People who have to conatantly be conscious of their "alphabess", are nothing more than just betas acting alpha.
Alphas who couldn't give a **** if they are beta or not are real alphas.
Alphas who couldn't give a **** if they are beta or not are real alphas.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
HumbleNinja
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LOL Exactly! Be a Beta BOSS.zekko said:By mid year 2014 all guys will read seduction forums and be fully practicing alphas. You'll have to be beta to set yourself apart
They'll eventually need to film a So Suave Planet of the Apes movie: "Planet of the Alphas" where members all dress up in Roosh V. Cornelius costumes beating their chests and branch swinging to 10.5s while damning all the betas to hell!
JohnChops
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im gonna give you a swirly ninja
BraddH
Master Don Juan
Zekko and ninja are absolutely true.
my actions last night have me firmly cemented as a beta forever...
Booked a room with a view at a swanky downtown hotel. Had flowers delivered, spread rose petals in the shape of a heart on the bed. Took her to dinner. I paid for everything.
She swore we werent going to have secks. We banged for hours. She was enamoured with the size of my rod. She couldnt believe how wet she was. Told me I have a magic stick, that I fook like a porn star. She is now forever putty in my hands.
But yeah, im beta as can be cuz I spent money...
Booked a room with a view at a swanky downtown hotel. Had flowers delivered, spread rose petals in the shape of a heart on the bed. Took her to dinner. I paid for everything.
She swore we werent going to have secks. We banged for hours. She was enamoured with the size of my rod. She couldnt believe how wet she was. Told me I have a magic stick, that I fook like a porn star. She is now forever putty in my hands.
But yeah, im beta as can be cuz I spent money...
HumbleNinja
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papawapa said:
Embrace your inner beta. Those who try to run from it to be #foreveralpha are some of the weakest people of all. They aren't fooling anyone let alone themselves.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
CrimsonPanther
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good for you manHumbleNinja said:
to each his own i guess. dunno why make a topic out of it though. it is kinda trollish.
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This.Arthy said:
Self depreciation in very small doses can occasionally come in handy with picking up or winning over crowds but here it's just fail sauce. But You'll get used to these threads.
Some of these cvnts seem to think acting like a sperg hopped up on mountain dew at a LAN party here is funny. Falls way short of Bjerte quality trolling in my opinion.
HumbleNinja
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You must have a lot of experience on Justin Biebers forum.Arthy said:
This is coming from a "mature man" who uses a pair of t1ts as his username. LMAO( . )( . ) said:
Of course it's fail sauce when you're dealing with random strangers who feel the need to claim themselves "alpha" on the net. It's comedy GOLD.
Serenity
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Life is about adapting and being balanced. People categorize words like alpha and beta into good and bad, alpha as going for what you want and beta as keeping safe. The ultimate goal is to integrate both aspects so that you get what you want as effectively as possible while doing it safely.
If you were to mindlessly cling to everything you wouldn't grow much, and if you were to mindlessly grab what you wanted you would have to face negative consequences later. So being a proud beta might seem paradoxical, but if you don't think too much it makes sense.
If you were to mindlessly cling to everything you wouldn't grow much, and if you were to mindlessly grab what you wanted you would have to face negative consequences later. So being a proud beta might seem paradoxical, but if you don't think too much it makes sense.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.