"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I was joking, and my nvts dropped years ago thank you very much:p .

In all seriousness, Spoiled, we appreciate your advise, and I hope you stick around to learn about our point of views. Just read a couple of the main posts in the Bible and you will have an idea of where we're coming from.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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spoiled = another one of those girls who is completely clueless
 
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O shlt a girl, Guys get your poses on quick.



Originally posted by Nocturnal
Your intentions are humble but you are only 15 and girls don't know what they want :).
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True. Now go fvck yourself.

Oh and afc should be changed to NAPY

(NOT A PIMP/PLAYA YET)
 
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[heteropedro]xxx[/Oh and afc should be changed to NAPY]
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hehe i like that one but i dont think it will work bc everyone (well almost everyone) knows what afc is..
 
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Originally posted by deeloo
spoiled = another one of those girls who is completely clueless
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Why am I clueless because I'm trying to help?!?!?!

And about the bible, I tried getting into it numerous times but it won't let me. . .
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Guys, she's just trying to help. There's no need for you to flame her for that. You decide for yourself whether or not to take her advice seriously, but trying to get everyone to believe her or not believe her is futile. It's also incredibly stupid.

Spoiled this is the link to the Bible (top right hand corner).

http://sucs.org/~nicholas/djb/index.php

lmao...."it won't let me" hahaha. Computers don't have feelings.
 
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spoiled, im getting a little tired of yours.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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LOL afk...

Its so funny cuz afk is being super nice to her and she cant even realize it.
 
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Originally posted by heteropedro
LOL afk...

Its so funny cuz afk is being super nice to her and she cant even realize it.
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This just goes to show you being nice to a person that is ungrateful and can't see past the....er...I mean, Spoiled, gets your nowhere.

I learned two things from this.

1) If you try to be nice, and it doesn't work, bust out the big guns.

2) Spoiled is fighting an inner battle about the priceless value of my replys.
 
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