"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I'm a girl!

Wonderbread166

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I was joking, and my nvts dropped years ago thank you very much:p .

In all seriousness, Spoiled, we appreciate your advise, and I hope you stick around to learn about our point of views. Just read a couple of the main posts in the Bible and you will have an idea of where we're coming from.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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spoiled = another one of those girls who is completely clueless
 

heteropedro

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O shlt a girl, Guys get your poses on quick.



Originally posted by Nocturnal
Your intentions are humble but you are only 15 and girls don't know what they want :).
True. Now go fvck yourself.

Oh and afc should be changed to NAPY

(NOT A PIMP/PLAYA YET)
 
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[heteropedro]xxx[/Oh and afc should be changed to NAPY]
hehe i like that one but i dont think it will work bc everyone (well almost everyone) knows what afc is..
 

Spoiled3289

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Originally posted by deeloo
spoiled = another one of those girls who is completely clueless
Why am I clueless because I'm trying to help?!?!?!

And about the bible, I tried getting into it numerous times but it won't let me. . .
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Guys, she's just trying to help. There's no need for you to flame her for that. You decide for yourself whether or not to take her advice seriously, but trying to get everyone to believe her or not believe her is futile. It's also incredibly stupid.

Spoiled this is the link to the Bible (top right hand corner).

http://sucs.org/~nicholas/djb/index.php

lmao...."it won't let me" hahaha. Computers don't have feelings.
 

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spoiled, im getting a little tired of yours.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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LOL afk...

Its so funny cuz afk is being super nice to her and she cant even realize it.
 

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Originally posted by heteropedro
LOL afk...

Its so funny cuz afk is being super nice to her and she cant even realize it.
This just goes to show you being nice to a person that is ungrateful and can't see past the....er...I mean, Spoiled, gets your nowhere.

I learned two things from this.

1) If you try to be nice, and it doesn't work, bust out the big guns.

2) Spoiled is fighting an inner battle about the priceless value of my replys.
 
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