"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm a Daddy (I think)!!!

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well.. that pretty much sums it up. I'm in Melborune right now (having the time of my freakin life BTW) with my GF, and she popped the news on me 2 days ago on her Bday. she told me it was the "best BDay present I could hvae given her"

She didn't want to tell me because she didn't know how i would react.. Honestly... I'm pumped!!!

however iwth that said.. the DJ part of me is making sure it's actually MINE.. but i'm not going to ruin a perfectly good vacation on that now.. i have ample time for that when I get back stateside.

I even think it was one of thoose things I was subconciously doing.. you know how you slowly wing yourself from using condoms with someone? Then you "leave it in" a time or two... i should have saw it comin a mile away. not that i don't want it... but sitll, shoulda saw it comin.

I'll keep you guys posted. Very interesting last month to say the least.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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congrats ...for ruining your life!

btw: How old are you BB?
 
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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congrats, glad you're happy
 
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thanks. I didn't even think I 'd be this happy. I mean i like kids and all.. but I mean.. I'm me. I can't wait to find out (well first.. verity it's mine)if it's a boy or a girl. will keep you guys posted
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Whoa dude....not to rain on the parade here, but how long have you been with this girl? Are you already that sure you want her to be the mother of your kids??? :eek:
 
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Congrats BB! Now be the best damn father you can be for your child!
 
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congratulations bro! good to se you being a real man and being happy starting a family and taking care of your kid...thats what its all about man..cant wait till i get there. im happy for you BB!!
 
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Massive congrats backy b.

Got any names in mind for the rascal?
 
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Shoot me a pm if you need any ideas on how to get rid of the broad, along with the little bundle of terror she carries in her belly.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Oh my, what will LMS think? :D

Anyhow, despite your age, it sounds like you can already afford this.

Have no doubt, the kids are a bottomless hole of cash, though most parents get by with less than you.
 
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Whoa dude....not to rain on the parade here, but how long have you been with this girl? Are you already that sure you want her to be the mother of your kids??? :eek:
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yes. even if we aren't together in the future, she is someone I can deal with.
 
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Phyzzle said:
Oh my, what will LMS think? :D

Anyhow, despite your age, it sounds like you can already afford this.

Have no doubt, the kids are a bottomless hole of cash, though most parents get by with less than you.
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i'm not concerned about the finances.. it's not a rpboelm.. however I've been puttting "baby money" back for 2 years now.. i knew the day was coming sooner or later, just a matter of time.

I'm interested to see what this little rascal is going to look like. Of course i'm black. She's English. I'm 5'9. She's 5'7. we are both in excellent shape...

I'm pretty confident it's going to be a boy.. there has not been a female born on my dad's side of the family in the last 100 years. if that's not a stat for you I don't know what is.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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