SeymourCake
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I read all the DJ Bibles and I put them to use...Still no progress of getting laid. 
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Sir Psycho Sexy said:Do you ever have any dates?
Do you have any female friends?
Do you ever talk to women?
Let us know where exactly you are right now.
Infact I dont think your even asking anything? It looks like a statement.
Hakuna said:Hit on every girl you see for the rest of your life, get a good career, go the gym, dress well, and keep reading the bibles over and over again till you know them by heart. Just knowing all the principles won't help, you need to apply them. If all else fails, get a hooker. At least this way you'll have less performance anxiety.
3 comes after 2 bro. My bad, this really just adds insult to injury.SeymourCake said:1. Never
2. No...
2. Whenever I get the chance, yeah.
Alright, I'll work on that, but I'm never gonna have sex with a hooker. Sex shouldn't cost a thing.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
try and give some info on your interactions/attempts so we can deconstruct what you are doing wrong and rightSeymourCake said:I read all the DJ Bibles and I put them to use...Still no progress of getting laid.![]()
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
kingsam said:try and give some info on your interactions/attempts so we can deconstruct what you are doing wrong and right
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
MAN listen to yourself! All your effort is going into walking, standing and looking! I tell you what, the position of your eye brows is NEVER something you should worry about! It screams of insecurity and you'll probably look like a goof.SeymourCake said:I walk around with my chest up, shoulders relax, eyes brows low, low eyes, with a smirk on my smile. I walk with style, but I don't over exaggerate it. (...)
Dude, are you thrusting your pelvis back and forth when you walk? Don't do it. That is just way too sexual. Just a smooth, cool, confident strut.SeymourCake said:I thought chest up, shoulders relaxed were a sign of a confident alpha male. A lot of the DJ Bibles are contradicting. Thanks for that link though. To sum it up, all I need is a life.
They are, but your priorities are wrong. Improving your looks is only a tiny part of the puzzle, and you're not doing any of the rest. You'll be stuck with one piece forever.SeymourCake said:I thought chest up, shoulders relaxed were a sign of a confident alpha male. A lot of the DJ Bibles are contradicting. Thanks for that link though. To sum it up, all I need is a life.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.