Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Im 34 and wear boxers.....

Michele l'Arcangelo

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Commando? What about when you're wearing nice slacks or whatever. I know your crack is clean... but just in case. I wouldn't want to leave any marks. I always use water... but still.

I wear boxer briefs... underarmour ones.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Just a Shot Away

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Michele said:
I wouldn't want to leave any marks. I always use water... but still.
1) TMI.

2) Curiosity got the best of me. Where exactly do you get the water from when you use the restroom in public?
 

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Definitely boxer-briefs. I HATE boxers and how they get all bunched up and briefs are just way too up my ass all the time. Plus boxer-briefs look the best IMO
 

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Michele said:
Commando? What about when you're wearing nice slacks or whatever. I know your crack is clean... but just in case. I wouldn't want to leave any marks. I always use water... but still.

I wear boxer briefs... underarmour ones.

I don't drop a deuce unless I can shower right after. My sack and crack are always pristine.
 

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I hate full boxers becuase some of my jeans are italian and tight as they are.

and I can't go commando - how the hell do you guys do it, it just feels weird.

Boxer briefs here, love em.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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Just a Shot Away said:
1) TMI.

2) Curiosity got the best of me. Where exactly do you get the water from when you use the restroom in public?
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showpost.php?p=1558861&postcount=10

Michele said:
Sometimes when there's no one standing waiting for a stall, I grab a lot of paper towels, soak them thoroughly, take a stall and lay them on top of the plastic TP dispenser. When I'm done, I'd grab some TP, get it wet from the paper towels by pushing them together. That's how I get a moist TP.
 

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Totally commando for me - saves vital time and washing hehehe....

Tell a woman you are not wear any underwear always gets their imagination fired up...try it (even if you do have boxers on)
 

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Boxers since I was in college. Can't wear anything else, too much chafing. I've never ever had a woman make fun of them or comment on them in any negative way (other than the story below). In fact, one of the girls I've dated for years gets me ones with funny patterns on them like dogs, handcuffs, monkeys, fleece ones with snowflakes for winter, and other things, and chicks comment on them in positive ways. Sounds kind of corny but true.

Reminds me of the time about 10 years ago I was arrested for drunk in public and they took me to the station, strip searched me, took my belt and stuff in my pocket, then handed me my clothes back and walked me to my cell clad in only my underwear. I was wearing boxers that had cartoon ducks sporting innertubes, snorkels, fins and other assorted swim gear all over them. So I passed by this group of cops who were on break or something standing around chatting. One of the cops was a woman. She looked at me, whistled and yelled "Nice boxers, what's on 'em?" I said, "Ducks!" and she laughed.

True story.
 

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Havent worn underwear since college. My package thanks me.

Actually when I go to the gym i wear briefs for support.

Stopped wearing underwear as a bet from a chick I met in college.

It surprises most women. In a good way I would imagine cause it hasnt been an issue. It feels like it does turn them on if your out on a date and have had a couple of drinks - makes them start thinking.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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