"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I'm 25 man and depresed as fock!

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Its my birthday 2day and it sucks bad! I got up and my mum didnt give a shiat she threw a card and a tenner at me and said happy birthday and that was it. I call my homie we go for a drink.

When we are out I see these hot birds and I go upto them and say "It's my birthday today" and one goes "really? happy birthday" and turn backto her friend. My mate aks her to give me a birthday kiss and she looks at me and says no. I say to the other chick what about you and she tells me they're having a private convo. I do some kino and go ****y funny on her azz and say yo it's my birthday and I give you a present by kissing me. She smirked and says yeah yeah and waves her hand like shes swatting me away like a fly. So I neghit them and say they look like drunks and the other bird says whatever and tells us to leave them alone. I stand there and then she says to pizz off!

That sucked! Now Im at home chillin and Im a f'kin joke and I feel like punching myself in the face!! I just want a chick to shag that would be a good birtjday present but I never get any women who want me! I need help man! Now Im 25 and still aint got a bird!

What do you guys do that I aint doing right?
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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A. You don't know what a neghit is.
B. At 25, you still live with your mom.
C. Yes, you approached, but your approach sucked. You went straight to the middle of the conversation instead of starting at the beginning.
D. You posted this in the wrong section. Moved to DJD.
E. You've been here for 1.5 years. Maybe you should read the DJ Bible?
 
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flyinshark

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Originally posted by DrBeard
I just want a chick to shag that would be a good birtjday present but I never get any women who want me! I need help man! Now Im 25 and still aint got a bird!
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Get yourself a prostitute, seriously! She'll do it with you and you will have a good time.
 
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try reading the hall of fame articles too. they are quite good.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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G-Man UK

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Originally posted by diablo
A. You don't know what a neghit is.
B. At 25, you still live with your mom.
C. Yes, you approached, but your approach sucked. You went straight to the middle of the conversation instead of starting at the beginning.
D. You posted this in the wrong section. Moved to DJD.
E. You've been here for 1.5 years. Maybe you should read the DJ Bible?
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HA HA HA,

PIGOEN BOY ITS YOU, I thought you left for good, ha ha ha
 
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The Bad Ass Canadian

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WTF? Are you guys 12 yrs old and female? What do you want, a fvcking b-day party with cake and balloons?

When you become and "ADULT" B-days are pretty much meaningless. It's just another day, and it should be spent as such...with the exception of maybe going for a beer with your closest friends....and they don't even need to know it's your b-day. If you got a girl, then she should do something special with you, but otherwise, don't sweat it.

Stop putting so much importance in it.... and stop whining
Treat a b-day as an "evaluation of your life" day....... how have things come along since last year? Not so good.? Time to up the self-improvement mandate, so that next year, you're happy with the way things are going.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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hahahaha!!!!!

LOL!:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

omg dudes... shame!






























































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Laterz...
 
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Originally posted by GodsGiftToWomen
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CAW CAW CAW!!!!!!
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hahahaha that's the first time I've seen that!

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

That's fcuking quality !!!

Big respect

G-man

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'Yeh but at least I aint hiding my true sexuality!'

I'm sure GGTW could go out in a clown costume and still bring back more phone numbers than you pigeon boy!!

G-man
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Dr, stay here. We all know this site needs a good laugh sometimes.
 
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LMAO......2 of the funniest pictures I've ever seen in the same post!
 
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DrBeard has no birds because he looks like a bird!

Remember the pigeon thread!
 
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