"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I'm 25 man and depresed as fock!

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Its my birthday 2day and it sucks bad! I got up and my mum didnt give a shiat she threw a card and a tenner at me and said happy birthday and that was it. I call my homie we go for a drink.

When we are out I see these hot birds and I go upto them and say "It's my birthday today" and one goes "really? happy birthday" and turn backto her friend. My mate aks her to give me a birthday kiss and she looks at me and says no. I say to the other chick what about you and she tells me they're having a private convo. I do some kino and go ****y funny on her azz and say yo it's my birthday and I give you a present by kissing me. She smirked and says yeah yeah and waves her hand like shes swatting me away like a fly. So I neghit them and say they look like drunks and the other bird says whatever and tells us to leave them alone. I stand there and then she says to pizz off!

That sucked! Now Im at home chillin and Im a f'kin joke and I feel like punching myself in the face!! I just want a chick to shag that would be a good birtjday present but I never get any women who want me! I need help man! Now Im 25 and still aint got a bird!

What do you guys do that I aint doing right?
 
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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A. You don't know what a neghit is.
B. At 25, you still live with your mom.
C. Yes, you approached, but your approach sucked. You went straight to the middle of the conversation instead of starting at the beginning.
D. You posted this in the wrong section. Moved to DJD.
E. You've been here for 1.5 years. Maybe you should read the DJ Bible?
 
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flyinshark

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Originally posted by DrBeard
I just want a chick to shag that would be a good birtjday present but I never get any women who want me! I need help man! Now Im 25 and still aint got a bird!
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Get yourself a prostitute, seriously! She'll do it with you and you will have a good time.
 
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try reading the hall of fame articles too. they are quite good.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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G-Man UK

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Originally posted by diablo
A. You don't know what a neghit is.
B. At 25, you still live with your mom.
C. Yes, you approached, but your approach sucked. You went straight to the middle of the conversation instead of starting at the beginning.
D. You posted this in the wrong section. Moved to DJD.
E. You've been here for 1.5 years. Maybe you should read the DJ Bible?
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 
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catch

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HA HA HA,

PIGOEN BOY ITS YOU, I thought you left for good, ha ha ha
 
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The Bad Ass Canadian

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WTF? Are you guys 12 yrs old and female? What do you want, a fvcking b-day party with cake and balloons?

When you become and "ADULT" B-days are pretty much meaningless. It's just another day, and it should be spent as such...with the exception of maybe going for a beer with your closest friends....and they don't even need to know it's your b-day. If you got a girl, then she should do something special with you, but otherwise, don't sweat it.

Stop putting so much importance in it.... and stop whining
Treat a b-day as an "evaluation of your life" day....... how have things come along since last year? Not so good.? Time to up the self-improvement mandate, so that next year, you're happy with the way things are going.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Climax

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hahahaha!!!!!

LOL!:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

omg dudes... shame!






























































:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:


Laterz...
 
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Originally posted by GodsGiftToWomen
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CAW CAW CAW!!!!!!
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hahahaha that's the first time I've seen that!

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

That's fcuking quality !!!

Big respect

G-man

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G-Man UK

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'Yeh but at least I aint hiding my true sexuality!'

I'm sure GGTW could go out in a clown costume and still bring back more phone numbers than you pigeon boy!!

G-man
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Dr, stay here. We all know this site needs a good laugh sometimes.
 
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LMAO......2 of the funniest pictures I've ever seen in the same post!
 
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DrBeard has no birds because he looks like a bird!

Remember the pigeon thread!
 
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