"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I'm 25 man and depresed as fock!

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Its my birthday 2day and it sucks bad! I got up and my mum didnt give a shiat she threw a card and a tenner at me and said happy birthday and that was it. I call my homie we go for a drink.

When we are out I see these hot birds and I go upto them and say "It's my birthday today" and one goes "really? happy birthday" and turn backto her friend. My mate aks her to give me a birthday kiss and she looks at me and says no. I say to the other chick what about you and she tells me they're having a private convo. I do some kino and go ****y funny on her azz and say yo it's my birthday and I give you a present by kissing me. She smirked and says yeah yeah and waves her hand like shes swatting me away like a fly. So I neghit them and say they look like drunks and the other bird says whatever and tells us to leave them alone. I stand there and then she says to pizz off!

That sucked! Now Im at home chillin and Im a f'kin joke and I feel like punching myself in the face!! I just want a chick to shag that would be a good birtjday present but I never get any women who want me! I need help man! Now Im 25 and still aint got a bird!

What do you guys do that I aint doing right?
 
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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A. You don't know what a neghit is.
B. At 25, you still live with your mom.
C. Yes, you approached, but your approach sucked. You went straight to the middle of the conversation instead of starting at the beginning.
D. You posted this in the wrong section. Moved to DJD.
E. You've been here for 1.5 years. Maybe you should read the DJ Bible?
 
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flyinshark

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Originally posted by DrBeard
I just want a chick to shag that would be a good birtjday present but I never get any women who want me! I need help man! Now Im 25 and still aint got a bird!
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Get yourself a prostitute, seriously! She'll do it with you and you will have a good time.
 
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try reading the hall of fame articles too. they are quite good.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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G-Man UK

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Originally posted by diablo
A. You don't know what a neghit is.
B. At 25, you still live with your mom.
C. Yes, you approached, but your approach sucked. You went straight to the middle of the conversation instead of starting at the beginning.
D. You posted this in the wrong section. Moved to DJD.
E. You've been here for 1.5 years. Maybe you should read the DJ Bible?
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HA HA HA,

PIGOEN BOY ITS YOU, I thought you left for good, ha ha ha
 
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The Bad Ass Canadian

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WTF? Are you guys 12 yrs old and female? What do you want, a fvcking b-day party with cake and balloons?

When you become and "ADULT" B-days are pretty much meaningless. It's just another day, and it should be spent as such...with the exception of maybe going for a beer with your closest friends....and they don't even need to know it's your b-day. If you got a girl, then she should do something special with you, but otherwise, don't sweat it.

Stop putting so much importance in it.... and stop whining
Treat a b-day as an "evaluation of your life" day....... how have things come along since last year? Not so good.? Time to up the self-improvement mandate, so that next year, you're happy with the way things are going.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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hahahaha!!!!!

LOL!:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

omg dudes... shame!






























































:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:


Laterz...
 
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Originally posted by GodsGiftToWomen
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CAW CAW CAW!!!!!!
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hahahaha that's the first time I've seen that!

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

That's fcuking quality !!!

Big respect

G-man

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G-Man UK

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'Yeh but at least I aint hiding my true sexuality!'

I'm sure GGTW could go out in a clown costume and still bring back more phone numbers than you pigeon boy!!

G-man
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Dr, stay here. We all know this site needs a good laugh sometimes.
 
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LMAO......2 of the funniest pictures I've ever seen in the same post!
 
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DrBeard has no birds because he looks like a bird!

Remember the pigeon thread!
 
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