"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"If your life was a movie..."

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If your life was a movie, which movie would it be and what song would be your soundtrack?

I think that my life most mirrors the movie "Big Fish" because I have done so much crazy sh!t over the years that I tell tales and they seem to be false, but they are true stories.

Plus my life in the upcoming future is going to be even more insane.

The soundtrack would be Garth Brooks, "Standing Outside the Fire"

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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about a boy.

seriously if you guys know me im just like the dude in it. its kinda weird lol even my familly thinks im like the dude in it lol.

as far as song, thats tough i dont know. hmm.
 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3f1CbKzKNA

The Untouchables with Kevin Costner's character and the song that is playing in the background of the clip describing my life over the past few years.

So many deaths in my family and treacherous break ups have worn on me but I press on just like that character.

"Never stop fighting till the fight is done" is such a true quote and its said by Costner's character at the end of this movie.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Sleeping Dictionary.

Id be an english teacher overseas teaching and fvcking the sh!t outta Jessica Alba.
 
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It used to be Superbad
now it's something like a toned down Platoon.
With no killing.
 
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