"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"If your life was a movie..."

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If your life was a movie, which movie would it be and what song would be your soundtrack?

I think that my life most mirrors the movie "Big Fish" because I have done so much crazy sh!t over the years that I tell tales and they seem to be false, but they are true stories.

Plus my life in the upcoming future is going to be even more insane.

The soundtrack would be Garth Brooks, "Standing Outside the Fire"

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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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about a boy.

seriously if you guys know me im just like the dude in it. its kinda weird lol even my familly thinks im like the dude in it lol.

as far as song, thats tough i dont know. hmm.
 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3f1CbKzKNA

The Untouchables with Kevin Costner's character and the song that is playing in the background of the clip describing my life over the past few years.

So many deaths in my family and treacherous break ups have worn on me but I press on just like that character.

"Never stop fighting till the fight is done" is such a true quote and its said by Costner's character at the end of this movie.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sleeping Dictionary.

Id be an english teacher overseas teaching and fvcking the sh!t outta Jessica Alba.
 

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It used to be Superbad
now it's something like a toned down Platoon.
With no killing.
 
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