"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Not sure i can get on board with this

One of my mates is well above average in size and likes to refer to himself as a "stallion in bed"

Two long term relationships have cheated on him , because he was mentally weak with them

Women are very complicated , yes in their youth whilst riding on the carousel a lot of them crave that rough pounding from one night stands

In a relationship though sex becomes less and less exciting for both parties it doesn't matter how rough big or hard you are , its inevitable

Its quite amusing because every guy wants to believe he is the one that's rocked her world like no other man , but most women are far more sexually experienced than they care to admit

Chances are you wont be the biggest , you wont be the hardest and you wont be the best

Why ?

Because to be the number 1 fvck of her life she needs to connect how you make her feel emotionally with how you physically have sex with her

Most men will never achieve the two , the ones that do are the ones she will obsess about
I think I agree the most with this one. Women have to have the emotional connection, however you get to that doesn't matter, but that has to be there.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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OP is right. Sex is the glue. Strait up.

If you really want to know the truth the next few plates you have 2 minute pump her a few times and see how she responds.
There will be your answer
I've been a 2 pump chump on many new plates, they didn't care.
 

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On the horny level, I've noticed the girls who did not get much sex or were holding themselves back really liked it rough in bed. I guess it's like getting it out of your system kind of deal, and they end up orgasming several times from my d*ck hitting their cervix. So far, I haven't had much of bad sex in general, but I'm still trying to get a measurement of when a girl stop liking the d*ck or not.
 

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On the horny level, I've noticed the girls who did not get much sex or were holding themselves back really liked it rough in bed. I guess it's like getting it out of your system kind of deal, and they end up orgasming several times from my d*ck hitting their cervix. So far, I haven't had much of bad sex in general, but I'm still trying to get a measurement of when a girl stop liking the d*ck or not.
From my experience, if a girl hasn't had sex for a while, she will get wetter than a leaky faucet and will orgasm from intercourse alone.
 

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On the horny level, I've noticed the girls who did not get much sex or were holding themselves back really liked it rough in bed. I guess it's like getting it out of your system kind of deal, and they end up orgasming several times from my d*ck hitting their cervix. So far, I haven't had much of bad sex in general, but I'm still trying to get a measurement of when a girl stop liking the d*ck or not.
**** hitting cervix hurts! **** in the Deep spot above cervix known as anterior fornix is a toe curling orgasm....

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It’s also important to not JAM a ****/toy/fingers into the back of the vaginal canal and think it will lead to orgasmic goodness. “****ing someone ‘too deep’ can be painful or uncomfortable, because of the cervix,” Sloan adds. “You probably shouldn’t **** someone deeply and forcefully unless you know they like that.”


 
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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**** hitting cervix hurts! **** in the Deep spot above cervix known as anterior fornix is a toe curling orgasm....

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It’s also important to not JAM a ****/toy/fingers into the back of the vaginal canal and think it will lead to orgasmic goodness. “****ing someone ‘too deep’ can be painful or uncomfortable, because of the cervix,” Sloan adds. “You probably shouldn’t **** someone deeply and forcefully unless you know they like that.”


Sorry, but my experience is wildly different from what that article says. Also Vice is hardly the source to be listening to for advice on sex, no offense.
 

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Sorry, but my experience is wildly different from what that article says. Also Vice is hardly the source to be listening to for advice on sex, no offense.
It parallels my experience. I've had women yelp and jump , but I change my angle and gush!
 

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In a world where most dudes last 5 minutes tops, the dudes who got a big johnson, myself included, are special.
Thank you for telling us that you are special, OP. I’m sure that saying it out loud makes it true.

I don’t want to speak for the rest of the gentlemen here, but I’ve never felt the need to brag about the size of my c0ck on a public forum. I think you’re insecure. That’s just my opinion.

As for the rest of this, yes sex is important for sexual relationships. But the only thing you can get with c0ck is pvssy. So she knows you have a big c0ck. Great. She will give you her v@gina in return. But that’s it. She won’t start cooking you dinner because you have a big package. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.

Women will often divide men with big d1cks into a separate category where they only use you for sex and that is it. If you’re only looking to have one night stands until you dry up? Great strategy. Otherwise I would say that it doesn’t matter as much as you think it does. Is it important? Yes. Is it the only thing women care about? Most certainly not.
 

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Thank you for telling us that you are special, OP. I’m sure that saying it out loud makes it true.

I don’t want to speak for the rest of the gentlemen here, but I’ve never felt the need to brag about the size of my c0ck on a public forum. I think you’re insecure. That’s just my opinion.

As for the rest of this, yes sex is important for sexual relationships. But the only thing you can get with c0ck is pvssy. So she knows you have a big c0ck. Great. She will give you her v@gina in return. But that’s it. She won’t start cooking you dinner because you have a big package. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.

Women will often divide men with big d1cks into a separate category where they only use you for sex and that is it. If you’re only looking to have one night stands until you dry up? Great strategy. Otherwise I would say that it doesn’t matter as much as you think it does. Is it important? Yes. Is it the only thing women care about? Most certainly not.
I aint read a word past the first sentence of what you said, just like the girls who text me paragraphs about how I ruined their life or what I did wrong or why they feel the need to think I should care about their problems.

If you got problems with dudes talkin about their johnson, you might just have self esteem issues my dude. lighten up. and dont quote part of what i said, quote the whole line.. stamina is a big part of it .. not jus havin a big johnson. ejaculation control all that
 

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I aint read a word past the first sentence of what you said, just like the girls who text me paragraphs about how I ruined their life or what I did wrong or why they feel the need to think I should care about their problems.

If you got problems with dudes talkin about their johnson, you might just have self esteem issues my dude. lighten up. and dont quote part of what i said, quote the whole line.. stamina is a big part of it .. not jus havin a big johnson. ejaculation control all that
You obviously read the whole post or you wouldn’t have rebutted my comment that you were bragging about your c0ck size (which was in my second paragraph). But don’t bother responding to this, I have just proved that you’re full of sh1t… and that’s good enough for me.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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