"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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If your buddy says his wife's cooking sucks...

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Is it ok to BS her that it's great? ..then later tell your homie that he was right, and that it tasted like bat barf?

Ok, and she's uglier than hell... cool person, but uglier than hell.

Why did my buddy describe what her pvssy looked like.... man, I get that image everytime I see her now, wtf?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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LMAO tell him at least she cooks something, bat barf or otherwise.... My x-wife cooked for me maybe 30 times in 12 years, I ain't BSin ya.. She said she "just didn't like to cook because he mother never taught her how".. :kick:
 
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Man, my buddy told me last night about some chick that didn't shave. Im scarred...that's all I'm going to see when I look at her now :crackup:
 
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haha. he described her ***** so that every time you saw her you'd be thinking about her *****. probably did it just to screw with you.

or perhaps he's seeing if you're open to a three some. maybe you're buddy wants to suck your man meat and is using his wife's ***** to lure you in.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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It ain't nothing like that. Not even close.

He said her pvssy was the ugliest thing he's ever seen, and when he talked about it, he had this look of total disgust. Like he wasn't joking, and that he was serious. Without giving you what the details were, I'll just say he described it as looking like "hamburger"..... oye.

HEY HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! ...try to enjoy your dinner now.
 
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TheLadiesMan said:
It ain't nothing like that. Not even close.

He said her pvssy was the ugliest thing he's ever seen, and when he talked about it, he had this look of total disgust. Like he wasn't joking, and that he was serious. Without giving you what the details were, I'll just say he described it as looking like "hamburger"..... oye.

HEY HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! ...try to enjoy your dinner now.
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Ooooh damn dude, this is the funniest damn thread. Hamburger, huh? :crackup:
When I first looked at the title of this thread, I thought it said: "If your buddy says his wife is sucking ****s..." LOL :crackup:


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When I first looked at the title of this thread, I thought it said: "If your buddy says his wife is sucking ****s..." LOL :crackup:
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Me too!!! Damn porn! See what it does?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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