"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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If your buddy says his wife's cooking sucks...

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Is it ok to BS her that it's great? ..then later tell your homie that he was right, and that it tasted like bat barf?

Ok, and she's uglier than hell... cool person, but uglier than hell.

Why did my buddy describe what her pvssy looked like.... man, I get that image everytime I see her now, wtf?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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LMAO tell him at least she cooks something, bat barf or otherwise.... My x-wife cooked for me maybe 30 times in 12 years, I ain't BSin ya.. She said she "just didn't like to cook because he mother never taught her how".. :kick:
 
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Man, my buddy told me last night about some chick that didn't shave. Im scarred...that's all I'm going to see when I look at her now :crackup:
 
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haha. he described her ***** so that every time you saw her you'd be thinking about her *****. probably did it just to screw with you.

or perhaps he's seeing if you're open to a three some. maybe you're buddy wants to suck your man meat and is using his wife's ***** to lure you in.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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It ain't nothing like that. Not even close.

He said her pvssy was the ugliest thing he's ever seen, and when he talked about it, he had this look of total disgust. Like he wasn't joking, and that he was serious. Without giving you what the details were, I'll just say he described it as looking like "hamburger"..... oye.

HEY HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! ...try to enjoy your dinner now.
 
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TheLadiesMan said:
It ain't nothing like that. Not even close.

He said her pvssy was the ugliest thing he's ever seen, and when he talked about it, he had this look of total disgust. Like he wasn't joking, and that he was serious. Without giving you what the details were, I'll just say he described it as looking like "hamburger"..... oye.

HEY HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! ...try to enjoy your dinner now.
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Ooooh damn dude, this is the funniest damn thread. Hamburger, huh? :crackup:
When I first looked at the title of this thread, I thought it said: "If your buddy says his wife is sucking ****s..." LOL :crackup:


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When I first looked at the title of this thread, I thought it said: "If your buddy says his wife is sucking ****s..." LOL :crackup:
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Me too!!! Damn porn! See what it does?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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