"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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If your buddy says his wife's cooking sucks...

TheLadiesMan

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Is it ok to BS her that it's great? ..then later tell your homie that he was right, and that it tasted like bat barf?

Ok, and she's uglier than hell... cool person, but uglier than hell.

Why did my buddy describe what her pvssy looked like.... man, I get that image everytime I see her now, wtf?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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LMAO tell him at least she cooks something, bat barf or otherwise.... My x-wife cooked for me maybe 30 times in 12 years, I ain't BSin ya.. She said she "just didn't like to cook because he mother never taught her how".. :kick:
 

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Man, my buddy told me last night about some chick that didn't shave. Im scarred...that's all I'm going to see when I look at her now :crackup:
 

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haha. he described her ***** so that every time you saw her you'd be thinking about her *****. probably did it just to screw with you.

or perhaps he's seeing if you're open to a three some. maybe you're buddy wants to suck your man meat and is using his wife's ***** to lure you in.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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It ain't nothing like that. Not even close.

He said her pvssy was the ugliest thing he's ever seen, and when he talked about it, he had this look of total disgust. Like he wasn't joking, and that he was serious. Without giving you what the details were, I'll just say he described it as looking like "hamburger"..... oye.

HEY HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! ...try to enjoy your dinner now.
 

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TheLadiesMan said:
It ain't nothing like that. Not even close.

He said her pvssy was the ugliest thing he's ever seen, and when he talked about it, he had this look of total disgust. Like he wasn't joking, and that he was serious. Without giving you what the details were, I'll just say he described it as looking like "hamburger"..... oye.

HEY HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! ...try to enjoy your dinner now.
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Ooooh damn dude, this is the funniest damn thread. Hamburger, huh? :crackup:
When I first looked at the title of this thread, I thought it said: "If your buddy says his wife is sucking ****s..." LOL :crackup:


~~~~~2cirius~~~~~
 

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2cirius said:
When I first looked at the title of this thread, I thought it said: "If your buddy says his wife is sucking ****s..." LOL :crackup:
Me too!!! Damn porn! See what it does?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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