Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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If your buddy says his wife's cooking sucks...

TheLadiesMan

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Is it ok to BS her that it's great? ..then later tell your homie that he was right, and that it tasted like bat barf?

Ok, and she's uglier than hell... cool person, but uglier than hell.

Why did my buddy describe what her pvssy looked like.... man, I get that image everytime I see her now, wtf?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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LMAO tell him at least she cooks something, bat barf or otherwise.... My x-wife cooked for me maybe 30 times in 12 years, I ain't BSin ya.. She said she "just didn't like to cook because he mother never taught her how".. :kick:
 

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Man, my buddy told me last night about some chick that didn't shave. Im scarred...that's all I'm going to see when I look at her now :crackup:
 

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haha. he described her ***** so that every time you saw her you'd be thinking about her *****. probably did it just to screw with you.

or perhaps he's seeing if you're open to a three some. maybe you're buddy wants to suck your man meat and is using his wife's ***** to lure you in.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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It ain't nothing like that. Not even close.

He said her pvssy was the ugliest thing he's ever seen, and when he talked about it, he had this look of total disgust. Like he wasn't joking, and that he was serious. Without giving you what the details were, I'll just say he described it as looking like "hamburger"..... oye.

HEY HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! ...try to enjoy your dinner now.
 

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TheLadiesMan said:
It ain't nothing like that. Not even close.

He said her pvssy was the ugliest thing he's ever seen, and when he talked about it, he had this look of total disgust. Like he wasn't joking, and that he was serious. Without giving you what the details were, I'll just say he described it as looking like "hamburger"..... oye.

HEY HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! ...try to enjoy your dinner now.
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Ooooh damn dude, this is the funniest damn thread. Hamburger, huh? :crackup:
When I first looked at the title of this thread, I thought it said: "If your buddy says his wife is sucking ****s..." LOL :crackup:


~~~~~2cirius~~~~~
 

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2cirius said:
When I first looked at the title of this thread, I thought it said: "If your buddy says his wife is sucking ****s..." LOL :crackup:
Me too!!! Damn porn! See what it does?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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