DrBeard
Banned
Bump! Or should I say BUM! cos loads of u addmitted u wanna bum and old man or get bummed by a chippendale!
I didn't know don juan was a gay idol!
I didn't know don juan was a gay idol!
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Holy **** guys, everything on this post was great, I am almost in tears, DrBeard has got a hilarious hidden motive in every post he has ever made on this site. Truly a DJ at heart.Originally posted by mroriginal
Why are you guys keeping this thread alive?
I am mroriginal you idiot well I was, Do a little research next timeOriginally posted by ethnomethodologist
Holy **** guys, everything on this post was great, I am almost in tears, DrBeard has got a hilarious hidden motive in every post he has ever made on this site. Truly a DJ at heart.
This had to be the funniest reply though!
mroriginal got jealous, because there is a better troll than him:crackup: Damnit, I miss purple pimp.
Nice response Drbeard, how long do we have to live without ever having sex again though, and do we have to live forever with the consequences of being bummed or bumming our whole lives? You never really gave us an answer.
Wow, you guessed I was boner, I've been saying that ever since I created this account, I never denied I wasn't new here, or that I cared. So congratulations, you sure are smart in that regard.Originally posted by Mr. Unique
I am mroriginal you idiot well I was, Do a little research next timeand let me guess you used to be.... boner
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
It would be serious props if what you said was true, but you lied, so **** you ******* with you own chopped off little prick of a ****.Originally posted by Mr. Unique
Seriously... no, I was just mroriginal back then.
LOL, I remember that guy! "stupidest name ever" lol, put one more notch on your respect belt from me would ya.Originally posted by Mr. Unique
I was this guy for awhile _________-O-____-_-____ but I had the administator delete him so I can change my username and account, I had another username back in 2002 that ive never used I forgot what it was and thats it I dont have 20 personalities like SOME of the members here.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
HAHAHAHAHAHADrBeard said:bump 4 the newbs
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
suck dry babyKev07 said:I have a better one:
Life or death situation:
Would you rather...
Give a big fat dude head, and you have to swallow
-OR-
Swim in a pool of sperm from a bunch of different guys for an olympic lap... with your mouth open.
:woo:
penkitten said:suck dry baby
No, it is not for the "newbs" - it is for you!!! Into sadism, are you?? Why do you like such perversion?? This tells us who you are!!!Jariel said:bump again 4 the newbs :crackup:
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.