DrBeard
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Bump! Or should I say BUM! cos loads of u addmitted u wanna bum and old man or get bummed by a chippendale!
I didn't know don juan was a gay idol!
I didn't know don juan was a gay idol!
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Holy **** guys, everything on this post was great, I am almost in tears, DrBeard has got a hilarious hidden motive in every post he has ever made on this site. Truly a DJ at heart.Originally posted by mroriginal
Why are you guys keeping this thread alive?
I am mroriginal you idiot well I was, Do a little research next timeOriginally posted by ethnomethodologist
Holy **** guys, everything on this post was great, I am almost in tears, DrBeard has got a hilarious hidden motive in every post he has ever made on this site. Truly a DJ at heart.
This had to be the funniest reply though!
mroriginal got jealous, because there is a better troll than him:crackup: Damnit, I miss purple pimp.
Nice response Drbeard, how long do we have to live without ever having sex again though, and do we have to live forever with the consequences of being bummed or bumming our whole lives? You never really gave us an answer.
Wow, you guessed I was boner, I've been saying that ever since I created this account, I never denied I wasn't new here, or that I cared. So congratulations, you sure are smart in that regard.Originally posted by Mr. Unique
I am mroriginal you idiot well I was, Do a little research next timeand let me guess you used to be.... boner
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
It would be serious props if what you said was true, but you lied, so **** you ******* with you own chopped off little prick of a ****.Originally posted by Mr. Unique
Seriously... no, I was just mroriginal back then.
LOL, I remember that guy! "stupidest name ever" lol, put one more notch on your respect belt from me would ya.Originally posted by Mr. Unique
I was this guy for awhile _________-O-____-_-____ but I had the administator delete him so I can change my username and account, I had another username back in 2002 that ive never used I forgot what it was and thats it I dont have 20 personalities like SOME of the members here.
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
HAHAHAHAHAHADrBeard said:bump 4 the newbs
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
suck dry babyKev07 said:I have a better one:
Life or death situation:
Would you rather...
Give a big fat dude head, and you have to swallow
-OR-
Swim in a pool of sperm from a bunch of different guys for an olympic lap... with your mouth open.
:woo:
penkitten said:suck dry baby
No, it is not for the "newbs" - it is for you!!! Into sadism, are you?? Why do you like such perversion?? This tells us who you are!!!Jariel said:bump again 4 the newbs :crackup:
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.