DrBeard
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Bump! Or should I say BUM! cos loads of u addmitted u wanna bum and old man or get bummed by a chippendale!
I didn't know don juan was a gay idol!
I didn't know don juan was a gay idol!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
If you HAD to choose your torture?
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
Holy **** guys, everything on this post was great, I am almost in tears, DrBeard has got a hilarious hidden motive in every post he has ever made on this site. Truly a DJ at heart.
This had to be the funniest reply though!
mroriginal got jealous, because there is a better troll than him:crackup: Damnit, I miss purple pimp.
Nice response Drbeard, how long do we have to live without ever having sex again though, and do we have to live forever with the consequences of being bummed or bumming our whole lives? You never really gave us an answer.
No permanent physical damage results from fvcking an old man or being fvcked by a chippendale.
Every other torture results in potential disfiguration.
A pretty lopsided poll if you ask me.
What I have to ask is this:
Given the choice between fvcking an old man or getting fvcked by a chippendale, why did so many of you pick the old man? That's just disgusting.
At least with the chippendale, he's not old or wrinkly or disgusting, he's just male and if he's a chippendale, probably attractive FOR A MALE. So in essence, the choice is between having sex with an old unattractive male, or a young attractive male. So, again I ask, why the old man?
Every other torture results in potential disfiguration.
A pretty lopsided poll if you ask me.
What I have to ask is this:
Given the choice between fvcking an old man or getting fvcked by a chippendale, why did so many of you pick the old man? That's just disgusting.
At least with the chippendale, he's not old or wrinkly or disgusting, he's just male and if he's a chippendale, probably attractive FOR A MALE. So in essence, the choice is between having sex with an old unattractive male, or a young attractive male. So, again I ask, why the old man?
Mr. Unique
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I am mroriginal you idiot well I was, Do a little research next time
and let me guess you used to be.... bonerethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
Wow, you guessed I was boner, I've been saying that ever since I created this account, I never denied I wasn't new here, or that I cared. So congratulations, you sure are smart in that regard.Originally posted by Mr. Unique
I am mroriginal you idiot well I was, Do a little research next time
Lol, that's pretty funny, I already guessed that, and I knew you were still hiding after getting that ban, good stuff on ratting yourself out. I respected you back than, and I respect you now, so I never called you out. I just know you were interesting back than. So I've got a question for you. Were you also blackitalian, and h20? I can't quite remember those details.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Mr. Unique
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Yes
yes you found me out, my other personalities are JC, Friv, Titguy , Wyldfire , penkitten , Drbeard , A-Unit , Purple pimp, Bjerte and other main members on the forums. just to stir things up a bit with some drama...................
Seriously... no, I was just mroriginal back then.
yes you found me out, my other personalities are JC, Friv, Titguy , Wyldfire , penkitten , Drbeard , A-Unit , Purple pimp, Bjerte and other main members on the forums.
just to stir things up a bit with some drama...................Seriously... no, I was just mroriginal back then.
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
Re: Yes
Seriously... no, who were you other than mr original?
It would be serious props if what you said was true, but you lied, so **** you ******* with you own chopped off little prick of a ****.
Seriously... no, who were you other than mr original?
Mr. Unique
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I was this guy for awhile _________-O-____-_-____ but I had the administator delete him so I can change my username and account, I had another username back in 2002 that ive never used I forgot what it was and thats it I dont have 20 personalities like SOME of the members here.
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
LOL, I remember that guy! "stupidest name ever" lol, put one more notch on your respect belt from me would ya.
Don't worry about those other guys though, they're just having fun, probably good for them, but they're obviously not learning anything from it. Who can you really help though?
DrBeard
Banned
bump 4 the newbs
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
I bet you tortured the neighborhood cats as a child.
Kev07
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I have a better one:
Life or death situation:
Would you rather...
Give a big fat dude head, and you have to swallow
-OR-
Swim in a pool of sperm from a bunch of different guys for an olympic lap... with your mouth open.
:woo:
Life or death situation:
Would you rather...
Give a big fat dude head, and you have to swallow
-OR-
Swim in a pool of sperm from a bunch of different guys for an olympic lap... with your mouth open.
:woo:
penkitten
Master Don Juan
i voted for shagging the old man, but who else helped that vote become 74 %???
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
suck dry babyKev07 said:
Kev07
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penkitten said:
you know I asked a girl this one once and she actaully couldn't come up with an answer, I was surprised, back then the question didn't even describe the guy you would be blowing.
Last Man Standing
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No, it is not for the "newbs" - it is for you!!! Into sadism, are you?? Why do you like such perversion?? This tells us who you are!!!Jariel said:
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
fuuny enough, I just got done watching banned from TV 3.... and I gotta tell you. I don't have a weak stomach..b ut there was a scene in there even I couldn't take. There was a man, who was accused of raping and stranggling a girl.. no trail, no indictment, no thing.. they grabbed him.. beat him until he was almsot dead, douced him with gasoline, tied him to a tree and watched him roast.... and the camera cought every last bit of it.
another group of guys that did the same thing in a different country, this time by the state, were tied to trees and shot to death in broad daylight.
maybe history had it right and we don't... becuase i gotta tell ya.. not that I was conceplating rape or antyhing before that.. but that video needs to be like a "just say no to doing stupid ****" video.. this is what happens. you rape..w e tie you to a tree and burn you to death. And the guy took it like a champ to. didn't moan..not one peep. just stood there.
doing 10 years in jail, the ring on it doesn't have the same effect of having a police man pull you behind a building and shoot you in the head upon capture (in the video)
in the good ole days.... executions like this were commonplace. It provided two things 1) Entertainment and 2) Deturrancy from other people doing similar crimes.. maybe that's how you control the masses.
Political correctness aside, I bet the murder rate would dip in half if instead of 15 to life... you gave the victims families guns and let them go ape**** (in the video) in front of everyone in the city. Things that have a tangable consequence strike alot more fear than things that don't.
if you kill someone, you might or might not get caught. you do get caught, unless it's capital murder, you aren't going to die.... try that **** 400 years ago, you probably didn't even get a trail. They jsut hung you in public.
another group of guys that did the same thing in a different country, this time by the state, were tied to trees and shot to death in broad daylight.
maybe history had it right and we don't... becuase i gotta tell ya.. not that I was conceplating rape or antyhing before that.. but that video needs to be like a "just say no to doing stupid ****" video.. this is what happens. you rape..w e tie you to a tree and burn you to death. And the guy took it like a champ to. didn't moan..not one peep. just stood there.
doing 10 years in jail, the ring on it doesn't have the same effect of having a police man pull you behind a building and shoot you in the head upon capture (in the video)
in the good ole days.... executions like this were commonplace. It provided two things 1) Entertainment and 2) Deturrancy from other people doing similar crimes.. maybe that's how you control the masses.
Political correctness aside, I bet the murder rate would dip in half if instead of 15 to life... you gave the victims families guns and let them go ape**** (in the video) in front of everyone in the city. Things that have a tangable consequence strike alot more fear than things that don't.
if you kill someone, you might or might not get caught. you do get caught, unless it's capital murder, you aren't going to die.... try that **** 400 years ago, you probably didn't even get a trail. They jsut hung you in public.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.