"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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if you ever go to dinner with a girl try this one out!

The August Sky

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from personal experience this one is a good one to use to break the ice.

all restaurants have diffrent birthday protocols...some u get a cupcake, others you get a reduced price meal and others give u some free drink if your of age. My personal favorite (and this can be done at any time...but its been best responded to on the first date) is to say to the girl "im going to use the restroom" get up and go and find your waitress as long as your not in plain eye sight of your date mention to her that its your dates birthday and u are wondering if they could send a few people over and sing happy birthday to her...

its best done with about 3-4 people, LOUD clapping people. the kind of **** that makes the whole restaurant stop eating and look at her. While the whole time your sitting there with a "s*$t eating grin on your face." Watching her turn BRIGHT red. its always good for a laugh.

try it sometime...its never failed me!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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mtlwlu

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Thats a ballsy move for the first date, unless you have a really good vibe. But Id probably try it on a 3rd or 4th date, because then it would seem really out there and unexpected, if you did it for your first date you might come off as weird.
 

BlakeW5

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mtlwlu said:
Thats a ballsy move for the first date, unless you have a really good vibe. But Id probably try it on a 3rd or 4th date, because then it would seem really out there and unexpected, if you did it for your first date you might come off as weird.

Well the chick should already have a good idea of your personality if she's on a date with you. If it's incongruent with who you are then yes it would be weird.

Otherwise, I like it August Sky. Definately a fresh idea, props!
 

daygameguy

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The August Sky said:
from personal experience this one is a good one to use to break the ice.

all restaurants have diffrent birthday protocols...some u get a cupcake, others you get a reduced price meal and others give u some free drink if your of age. My personal favorite (and this can be done at any time...but its been best responded to on the first date) is to say to the girl "im going to use the restroom" get up and go and find your waitress as long as your not in plain eye sight of your date mention to her that its your dates birthday and u are wondering if they could send a few people over and sing happy birthday to her...

its best done with about 3-4 people, LOUD clapping people. the kind of **** that makes the whole restaurant stop eating and look at her. While the whole time your sitting there with a "s*$t eating grin on your face." Watching her turn BRIGHT red. its always good for a laugh.

try it sometime...its never failed me!
The only constraint is, it has to be her B'day on your first date. :cool:
 

The Sperminator

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The whole point of it is that it isn't her birthday thats why it's funny. I've never tried this on a date but I have on friends. It's always funny. I would try it bc she will laugh and if she doesn't then you don't want to date her anyways. Also dinner dates are boring so it will be entertaining and she will have a memory of you.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Love it... yeah do it on the first date, and hope she gets you back on the next one!! How fun!! :)
 

Beffing

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thats awesome, I never tried it with a date but my girlfriend would effing die
 

The August Sky

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yea it doesn't have to be with a girl specifically, ive done it with my buddies too and its always hilarious. even your parents if you have a good relationship with them its good for as well.
 
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