"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Gynecologist? Do you seriously want to see old women vaginas and infected ones on a daily routine? That would kill some of the fun haha


Has anyone of you seen Top Gear? Well that would be a dream job of mine hehe. Be a Tv host and to try all those kinds of cars and travel half the world!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Mistic

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A moderator for SoSuave. It's a great babysitting job, and you can ban anyone you want. :crackup:
 

Maxtro

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Unrealistic dream job: Being a wandering adventurer/hero. Traveling with a group of friends going from village to village fighting for the people. Traveling the world fighting evil. Might even save the world once or twice during my adventurers. Heh I think I've played a bit too many RPG's.

Realistic dream job: I can't think of one in particular. All I know is that it has to pay extremely well, I "work" when I want, have lots of freedom and it's a low stress, high enjoyment job.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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PRMoon

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I want to be Vice President of Nightlife Entertainment for the MGM Mirage Corperation. It's my dream profession and it's the passion that drives me. I love clubs and lounges and there's so much untapped money and potential in them. After Project city center is done, there will doubtlessly be another set of multi million dollar clubs packed into the metropolitin explosion epicenter known as las vegas blvd.

Ofcourse the position does not exist yet but there's always a possibility.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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speed dawg

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Major League Baseball pitcher, you get 5 to 6 days off between outings.
 
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