Mistic
Senior Don Juan
Nothing more to say it's all in the title
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
If ur cousin was super hot and wanted you to fvck her in the ass, would you do it
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Upside
Senior Don Juan
These "hypotheticals" as you would call them are anything but. So...who is she? First, second, or third cousin? The closer she is to you in the family tree, the more it is like ****ing the sibling of one of your parents. Real hot ain't it?
To answer your question. No, I'll never be that desperate.
To answer your question. No, I'll never be that desperate.
In2theGame
Master Don Juan
WTF lol no i wouldnt do it no matter how hot she may be. Honestly i went through something like this a long time ago. it was like 2am and My step sister (from another father and mother) asked me to make out with her and grab her tit one night without a bra on in the living room. I was shocked and alot of guys thought she was hot but i didnt proceed.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
kingsam
Master Don Juan
Upside i have corrected your post!
OP you need to meet some real women not the fantasy ones!
Upside said:
OP you need to meet some real women not the fantasy ones!
Mistic
Senior Don Juan
Wow, this is great. So far we have 2 guys who do it all the time and 3 guys who admit they are some sort of religious moral f@gs who secretly want to. That's gives us a 100% in favor on the official polls. :crackup:
View Poll Results: If ur cousin was super hot and wanted you to fvck her in the ass, would you do it
Yes, then i'd pull it out & nut on her face 5 55.56%
Yes, I do that all the time 2 22.22%
Yes, especially if she is into mirrors and video 1 11.11%
No, I'm some kind of Christian moral f@g, but I secretly would like to 3 33.33%
View Poll Results: If ur cousin was super hot and wanted you to fvck her in the ass, would you do it
Yes, then i'd pull it out & nut on her face 5 55.56%
Yes, I do that all the time 2 22.22%
Yes, especially if she is into mirrors and video 1 11.11%
No, I'm some kind of Christian moral f@g, but I secretly would like to 3 33.33%
Mistic
Senior Don Juan
Or, you have nailed so many girls that it is no longer a fun challenge, and it's funnier to make post like this on a site where most guys are desperately trying to get laid.kingsam said:Upside i have corrected your post!
OP you need to meet some real women not the fantasy ones!
Why dont you have a look at my reply on the "Talking for 5 hours" post.
kingsam
Master Don Juan
congratulations, do you want a medal?
True story (back in 2008):
At a wedding reception, one of my first cousins was hammered and proceeded to try to make out with me in the guest hall. I pushed her away a number of times and it finally took the combined efforts of my other relatives to yank her away and keep her seated.
I've not spoken to her or her immediate family members since.
At a wedding reception, one of my first cousins was hammered and proceeded to try to make out with me in the guest hall. I pushed her away a number of times and it finally took the combined efforts of my other relatives to yank her away and keep her seated.
I've not spoken to her or her immediate family members since.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Rookie_son
Don Juan
what he said... i wonder why i only bother to look in the health section these days man... sh*tScion said:
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I think it's funny that people are creeped out by sex with a cousin. People have been fvcking their cousins for all of human history. My ex-wife had two cousins who even got married...and they are from a wealthy high-society family, believe it or not. They don't have kids, but the kids would probably be fine even if they did. The risk of birth defects goes up from about 1:1000 to about 1:100 with two cousins. With brother and sister it is about 1:10. Kings and queens have been inbred this way for all of history.
Whatever the sex combination, there are people who get off on it. Whatever is taboo will turn somebody on. There are grandmas out there who get gangbanged by all the men in the family at once...and some who work the family dog into the party. Sex with a cousin is not big deal next to that.
Whatever the sex combination, there are people who get off on it. Whatever is taboo will turn somebody on. There are grandmas out there who get gangbanged by all the men in the family at once...and some who work the family dog into the party. Sex with a cousin is not big deal next to that.
Igetit!
Moderator
No.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
thedude4242
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if she was a distant cousin I did not see much I might.
If I was some trailer trash, cross-eyed, lisping, hick country inbred I would do it. Why not, I would probably have been conceived the same way after all.
Nope, I'm wrong...commies and nazis are conceived from sperm in the azz....that's why they are full of shyt.
Nope, I'm wrong...commies and nazis are conceived from sperm in the azz....that's why they are full of shyt.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Trader said:
Search any sex personals site for "k9" - is all that sh!t real? I just can't fathom the idea that there are all these attractive young women out there who get off on doing dogs. I can see losing a girl to another girl...but to a dog?
kingsam
Master Don Juan
the rothchild brothers married each others daughters...to keep the money in the family....
suavesuave
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of course go for it.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.