"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
If she's feeling glum
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
KontrollerX
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If you give her solutions to solve her problems it'll just degenerate into a huge fight and you'll be called out on any problems you may have lol.
Unless the chick is unusually mature and has a history of wanting real advice in her bad times what I said is usually what will happen.
So you are doing things well now!
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In their moment of weakness I just hug them and say that this feeling is only momentary - they usually say, "Thanks for being here." - then I start kissing them on the neck and rub my hands up and down their back and buttocks, simultaneously!! Then they start freaking and scream, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?' I say, "I'm comforting you.". They run away while yelling, "You're a freaking perv!!! I guess I'm not a good comforter.cNfny said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.