"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
If she says it too soon
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
check_mate_kid_uk
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ps this topic was done last week
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Don Juan
You can't have too many girlfriends.
Close on her now, ask her to be your girl.
If she says no then she was only testing you.
And for that my friend, you next her!
But don't do it rudely.
In fact do it with deception.
Play hurt!
Tell her, "I can't take this, you are only toying with my heart,
I have to go home and cry." [fake a tear if possible]
then wait for her to call you.
She will.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
But beyond this, I need help. How do you "ask her to be your girlfriend." One of my friends got one recently, and others have had them but I don't trust any of them enough to ask. It's not that I'm afraid to ask, I just don't know how.
Mr. Debonaire
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you stole this from me who stole it from Han solo
shame on you
Mr. Debonaire
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oldskewlboyjay
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What do you say when she gets emotional and starts saying **** like.. Real nice... but really dont you love me too??
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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Don Juan
Next time you see her go up to her and say:
"Did you really mean it when you said I love you the other day?"
then say
"Do you love me enough to be my B - A - B - Y?"
if she didn't understand that then simply say
"Do you love me enough to be my girl, because roxanne, roxanne.....I wanna be yo man"
Capt.Jack Sparrow
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I dont know how it was back in the old ages with you old farts
Joe The Homophobe
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Band: Extreme, Song: More than words
Your GF: I love you
You the DJ: More than words is all I ever needed you to show, Then you wouldn't have to say that you love me
Cos I'ddd already knowwwwwwww"
You can use several combinations from the lyrics of this song. Lines 1 to 5 are good also
MORE THAN WORDS LYRICS
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