"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
If Facebook was gone forever this moment.
- Thread starter Bumsniff
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Always thought facebook was just for chicks, children and fags.
Who Dares Win
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Not sure if the old "sex buys attention" rule would still apply but sure it would be much easier and less annoying for us to score them.
The ones suffering the most would be the average girls, deprived from support from their orbiters and their female friends.
Uglies would restart selling themselves to any man for some attention while the hot ones more or the less get plenty in real life despite fb.
Sure it would be girls suffering the most out of it, they would probably experience in stress what guys experience now.
the_stig
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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
It can still serve a good purpose. All depends on how you use it.
their prime dealer of emotional crack would be gone, chicks would be forced to go to bars and guzzle cvm for the attention they crave..
they already do this for NHL and NBA players but now normal dudes would be getting head in the bathroom stalls in clubs accross america...without facebook chicks would be tetherless and confused, where to post pics of that mediocre maranara sauce she is trying to pass off as edible..ok you're right bishes don't cook...where to post azz shot self pics ...and best of all
NO MORE FISH LIP PICS!!
Yes. I remember reading an article that compared today to American society several decades back. I think it was in the NYT but I'm not sure.Bumsniff said:
It talked about the enormous increase in psychiatrics, social workers, nurses in nursing homes and etc. etc.
And the article called them "professional carers". Said the role of pyschiatrists and pyschologists was usually fulfilled by either family members or close friends. In today's world we really don't give a sh!t about each other and our fellow man. 99% of our friendships on facebook are nothing more than glorified contact entries.
We pay people to give a sh!t about us and to talk openly to them because there are so few people that actually do.
SoSuave666
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Sometimes I need to slow down and unwind. I can't do that if everyone has access to my life. I shut off my cell phone for days at a time, rarely check FB, don't even have a twitter, and generally stay away from computers when I'm not at work. A virtual reality is not something I'm very interested in.
Then again, FB is going nowhere. So there is really no reason for this discussion. Women are all AWs to some degree. Hell, most men are as well. You aren't going to score any points with women by being totally out of touch with the virtual world, but you also aren't going to get anywhere by being the dude who updates FB every 10 minutes.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
And people would actually have to *gasp* interact in real life more! The horror!
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:crackup: :crackup:Blackmm said:
If that goes, people would reactivate their POF, OKCupid, and Black Planet Accounts!
They do that for NFL, CEO, MLB, SAG, BMW, AMG, CBS, NBC, ABC, BET, MTV, COO, CFO players too!Burroughs said:
But, there would still be a smartphone app that women would be into to be away from men. It might be called iHunk, where a woman can interact with a virtual muscular millionaire who wants to get married in a mansion.
I've called it Flakebook and Fakebook.
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Or "Facial" Book.
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Some of the attention craving I see on Facebook (from some guys as well as majority of women) is embarrassing
blind_one
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
