If a woman offers to help you paint your house does that mean that she likes you?

[Francisco d'Anconia]

*** snicker ***

Sorry guys. I just had an uncontrollable urge to create a noob-like thread.

BTW, yes; a woman did offer this to me. Yes; I accepted and she tells me that I "owe her big."

I think I'll show her my "O" face...

"OHhhhh..."

"OHhhh..."

"OHhhh..."


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[bigjohnson]

Yeah, I had a couple offer to paint my house when it was under construction. It means she can see herself in that house I think. I passed - I needed a pro paintjob, not a paintjob with benefits.

 

[penkitten]

omg!! my 2nd favorite thread title of the year award!!

 

[Nighthawk]

Euphemism?

 

[bigjohnson]

Actually I was slow the first time, the second time I told her "no, but we can sand the deck" - yeah.

 

[fedagent]

Tell her you'll pay her back by mowing her lawn for her....

:-D

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Tell her you'll pay her back by mowing her lawn for her....

:-D

Maybe work on her plumbing too....

Actually, before she offered she tossed out a reason for me to come by her place to "fix something." Eh, I think it's amusing when grown women play these coy games. I'm not complaining, it's just playful, light hearted and kinda cute.

 

[00Kevin]

This means that she is open to having sex with you.

What you do is you paint one room with her.

Then you tell her you want pay her back for helping you.

Give her a back massage

and then make your move


Women find painting to be very romantic.

I am speaking from exprience.

I would tell girls about my new condo and that I still had painting to do. It was a given that they would offer to help.

so I would say.. ok you can help me pick out the paint

I would call her up a few days later, take her to the store, bring her home, paint, and ****.

I baged three girls this way, on the carpet, doggy style (with some paint on her face)

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

This means that she is open to having sex with you.

NO FAWKIN' WAY!!!!!!

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Epilogue: The woman came over and attempted to help me. Ended up on a tarp by the fireplace. Had to hire professional painters to finish the job. Still haven't decided if it was worth the cost.

New Chapter: Woman who I haven't seen in about three months called me out of the blue. She's coming over tonight to help me pack and move tomorrow. This time I'm going to get most of the work done before she gets there.

 

[Create Reality]

NO FAWKIN' WAY!!!!!!

:crackup:

 

[Thomas94305]

Women love to feather nests. When you own a place, they aren't afraid to tell you how to redo it..help out.. etc. Be careful, tho. The dark side of this is they feel they have hooks in you.. you owe them "something". It's the female equivalent to a guy buying flowers, taking her to fancy restaurants, etc.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Women love to feather nests. When you own a place, they aren't afraid to tell you how to redo it..help out.. etc. Be careful, tho. The dark side of this is they feel they have hooks in you.. you owe them "something". It's the female equivalent to a guy buying flowers, taking her to fancy restaurants, etc.

Too late, this one has already asked (jokingly I hope) if I'd want a room mate. I'm all for "mating" but I still think that can happen without her moving in. Oh yeah, she's stopping by the hairdresser before stopping over to help me pack. I swear it's a ball watching women operate.

 

[Thomas94305]

Too late, this one has already asked (jokingly I hope) if I'd want a room mate. I'm all for "mating" but I still think that can happen without her moving in. Oh yeah, she's stopping by the hairdresser before stopping over to help me pack. I swear it's a ball watching women operate.

It's a joy when you see through their games, and don't get drawn in..

 

[Babnik]

So..was there sex anywhere involved now?

 

[Oxide]

ARE YOU KIDDING?! Franciso is saving himself for THE ONE!!!!

 

[G-Theory]

I've had this happen to me a couple of times. Funny thing is you could only see the fresh paint job with a black light, and then it was a little spotty. Somehow the brawd got more on my sheets then in her mout...I mean wall.

 

[djbr]

Hey. A lame question, but I wanted it coming from a USA native not friends who "went there".

Is it for real that people around there paint their own houses? I mean, why don't you just pay for someone to paint it for you?

 

[Babnik]

ARE YOU KIDDING?! Franciso is saving himself for THE ONE!!!!

Are you being sarcastic?

I'm not getting it...

 

[woods]

Hey. A lame question, but I wanted it coming from a USA native not friends who "went there".

Is it for real that people around there paint their own houses? I mean, why don't you just pay for someone to paint it for you?

Maybe cuz not everyones rich. I am a painter, and I charge 40$ an hour, and Im not even a bonafide company. Anyone licensed and insured, will charge you the equivillent of 60$ an hour or more.