"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If a single mommy says in her profile that she "has kids, don't want any more", is she basically looking for the Total Beta?

MatureDJ

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I was looking at this gal that OKCupid said is a partial "match", and it got me thinking:
White, Other religion, Doesn't smoke cigarettes, Drinks sometimes, Has kid(s) and doesn’t want more, Aries

Looking for men for long-term dating and new friends.
What I mean by Total Beta is a stepfather without the benefit of letting him have one of his own loins. Of course, it could instead just mean she's looking for a Chad to bone her. :rolleyes:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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I was looking at this gal that OKCupid said is a partial "match", and it got me thinking:


What I mean by Total Beta is a stepfather without the benefit of letting him have one of his own loins. Of course, it could instead just mean she's looking for a Chad to bone her. :rolleyes:
Could very well be a good indication that she had her tubes tied during the last kid delivery and guess what she may want to do with her free time now…
 

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I guess that there's still plenty of "guys" willin to hook up with that "doesn't want kids" because I see these profiles EVERYwhere. I don't catch it and then she says, "I see you say you 'want kids,' is that a deal-breaker," and I'm like "kinda" which in my parlance means, "I'd fvck ya, but not for long, I must move on..."
 

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People still use OkCupid? I thought that site was a ghost town along with POF.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

051AV

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Why in the hell do you want to get involved with a single mom, says she doesn't want anymore kids says she's on BC of some sort your shooting bullets into her. Couple months and its surprise your going to be a daddy. You can't believe what these single moms say, not sure what its like where you live but child support payments are $$$$ for single mothers here in Western Canada. I've over heard girls saying get pregnant kick the guy out and collect money.
 
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