"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
If a girl is acting not normal is ok to ask her what her deal is?
- Thread starter jigga23
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Maxtro
Master Don Juan
You forgotDole said:
TAP THAT ASS
NEG NEG NEG
DO THE CUBE
DO THE MAKE OUT OPENER
jigga23, we need a bit more information. Who is this girl to you? How is she acting weird. Tell us what ever you think is relevant.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
I think you have bigger things to worry about...jigga23 said:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Drop that one on her. At least you'll feel some what cool before she slaps you and calls you a jerk.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
Michele l'Arcangelo
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just say: "hey... how are you doing? you look upset."
i can't imagine a female that's remotely interested in me thinking: "oh no you didn't! you are going STRAIGHT into the friendzone, mister!"
they'd probably actually thank you for showing interest in them. then they'll tell you what's up.
then say: and... so, how does that make you FEEL <with a serious look>? ...but, make it quick i got another appointment in <look at fake watch on wrist> 2.5 minutes."