"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If a FEMALE frend Hangs up on you do u become a Jerk? Nice guy? or keep steppin?

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O k i have this "fren" we speak on a regular basis and were kool..or so i thought. I called her today and we started to talk.

Me"hey wassup."
Her: nothin i jus got in i comin from ma grandmothers."
Me: oh zeen usually do that?
Her: .....i go there.
Me:no like a daily activity...
....
me: hello?? hello???
...beep.. beep ..beep...

ok So its a bit funny..
i Jus want to know where should i go from here with the frenship?

Advice ppl!!!!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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ye thats wat i been thinking figure ill see her or talk to her later on and see wat happens
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Porky

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You should DJ all women you know.

Point in case: I have a friend who I've known for five years. She's seen me at my best and at my worst, and I sometimes forget to be suave and confident around her, and instead I become...well, myself.

Every so often she takes me for granted or annoys me in some other way, and I started to DJ her. Within an hour or two she becomes clingy and I get the power back.

Just saying...treat all women the same.
 

ScrewIt

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uh..maybe the phone got cut off for other reasons??

anyway yea i have a female friend that does that.
before i even get to say bye, she's already hung up.
once the convo is assumingly over, she hangs up before me, always!! that *****

i djed her and i think she likes me now, it freaks me out tho.
cant even look her in the eye no more cause i know she likes me...
 
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