Idiot friend wants me to hook him up...

[AmIAFC]

I'm currently seeing someone, and this girl has a lot of female friends, some of whom are very good looking and charming.

Now, I have a buddy. He's alone and bored. Thing is, he's been demanding that I try to hook him up with one of these girls by setting up a "double date" or some form of get-together. Under normal circumstances, I would do it, but...

Well, my friend is probably one of the most immature individuals I know. In fact, I'd go so far as to say he's legitimate pu**y repellant. He's crashed and burned so many times with women due to his antics and behavior that I wouldn't be surprised to learn he was a virgin. For example, he urinated on a girl's white carpet once because he got upset that she wouldn't let him sleep over. Another example is that he's stalked females in the past - nothing serious, but sleeping in his car across the street from where they live.

I'm afraid that if I introduce this clown to the girl I'm seeing and her friends, it'd make me look bad, but would that make me a bad friend to not help him out?

 

[squirrels]

Dude, a real friend would TELL HIM EXACTLY what his problem is with women and why you won't introduce him.

I would wait until he shows some capacity to charm women on his own (and the ability to relinquish these unsightly behaviors) before you start punishing your girl's friends with his presence.

If someone doesn't stand up and tell him what's up, then he will never learn. And if he's a friend, he should understand...and if he's any kind of a man, he'll take on the challenge of becoming better with the ladies.

 

[DMSR76]

Dude, a real friend would TELL HIM EXACTLY what his problem is with women and why you won't introduce him.

I would wait until he shows some capacity to charm women on his own (and the ability to relinquish these unsightly behaviors) before you start punishing your girl's friends with his presence.

If someone doesn't stand up and tell him what's up, then he will never learn. And if he's a friend, he should understand...and if he's any kind of a man, he'll take on the challenge of becoming better with the ladies.

My thoughts exactly.

 

[zekko]

If someone doesn't stand up and tell him what's up, then he will never learn.

That sounds good but what if he pees on your carpet?

 

[squirrels]

That sounds good but what if he pees on your carpet?

Then you beat his ass. :trouble:

Why are you friends with this guy again, BTW?