"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I work an odd second/third shift schedule. Any way to work around this?

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Had a semi-successful date last night - we ended up making out in a field and then I said something really, really stupid that might have been fatal. I'm only worrying about it because I've had few options lately.

I work some wonky hours (2 PM to 1 AM Thursday through Sunday) and I have three days off with this wake-up-in-the-afternoon-and-go-to-bed-in-the-morning sleep schedule. Since the entire world is awake in the mornings and has weekends off, I feel like getting a hold of a girl might have be on the back burner until I return to school in the fall. Monday through Wednesday is almost always dead around my town.

Is there any way I can really remedy this? I'm hitting the gym constantly to make up for this lost time, but I'm sure there's a solution...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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At least you're up in the late afternoon/evening/early night hours. That's when most socializing and seducing goes on. There's not that much seduction that goes on in the morning that I'm aware of. You've got three nights a week to make the most of.
 

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starfishandcoffee said:
Even on Monday through Wednesday?
Okay well, that's not exactly ideal :(
 

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zekko said:
There's not that much seduction that goes on in the morning that I'm aware of. You've got three nights a week to make the most of.

Come on, zekko. I know you've done some breakfast sarging. Strutting through the Denny's, scooping up some honeys. "Sup baby. You need some sausage to go with those eggs?"
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Girls still go out on those nights, especially in the summer. Just have to find a bar/club in your area that attracts a lot of people the nights you are available.
 
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