“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I won a free sex doll....

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Title... I entered a giveaway for a sex shops grand opening about a month ago. I figured I would just win some condoms, lube, etc... But what I got in the mail was not what I had expected.

Well the package came in today and it weighed in at 40kgs(88lbs). Keep in mind that I had no idea what it was until I opened it.

Turns out, I won a 140cm life like sex doll that costs $900. I thought about just leaving everything packed and re selling it but... I'm a dude...

I took it out of the box and started feeling the hands, legs, arms, and breasts... It felt ridiculously real. The hands being the most life like- it even had a french manicure... The breasts were a little hard but squishy and fun to grab nonetheless.

Screwing in the head was creepy and weird. It just kind of stares at you... It also came with a wig, some skimpy clothes, a belly button piercing, and a choker. The breasts size were definitely D's.

So knowing me... I decided to have some fun with it. Now I've had sex a little more than a dozen times with mostly different women. I know what pvssy feels like and it honestly felt really similar... It probably wouldn't feel the same without lube though.

Some of you guys may or may know, but I use a stroker to train myself to last longer since they're desgined to get you off. This thing isn't designed like that... It honestly felt like I was having, and had, sex.

I've never given a girl anal before but if anyone can tell me if it feels really good when the head of your d*ck is going in and out when your deep near the opening... Then I guess it was similar. But putting it in that things butt felt amazing. The butt felt nice to touch and bounce off of but it was a little too hard.

I would have never bought something like this but honestly... I wanted to have a smoke once I was done. And it is a work out since you're moving 88lbs by yourself. The only thing missing is facial expressions and moans, basically a human... It can't give you head though.

If you guys got $900 laying around, I recommend it... I also advise hiding in like a closet. It's kind of creepy.
 

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You can't be pedestalizing broads just because they're into anal. This broad doesn't wanna do any work in the sack and doesn't give head on top of that! Immediately go strict NC and next before you catch onenitus for a BPD anal slut.

P.s. Come on bro we all know you ordered and paid for it... ;)
 

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Wow, a new plate. Lolz:p

Just leave her in your car, you can ride the car pool solo.:eek::D
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Ohhh FÜCK this is hilarious and it made my day. Yeah seriously take a pic and make it your profile pic.

Have you thought of a name yet?
 

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wait, can WE name her?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I think a majority vote is required also…
Sounds to me like poll material here.
first we need to see her.

OMFG can we get @bigneil to put her on that god damn website and get her rated?! That would make my fvcking week! Please say yes!
 

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If I were to have known it was that good, I probably would have paid the $900. Especially since she's into anal, might even marry it now.

Haven't thought of a name... Seems weird to name it. I'll post some pics on here but it's in my closet right now. It really does look like an actual person..
 

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If I were to have known it was that good, I probably would have paid the $900. Especially since she's into anal, might even marry it now.

Haven't thought of a name... Seems weird to name it. I'll post some pics on here but it's in my closet right now. It really does look like an actual person..
You're only in trouble if she starts talking back…
 

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You're only in trouble if she starts talking back…
But that's the thing... it won't... I just have a feeling that it's going to get haunted and I begin to have nightmares... and then I rage fvck the ghost.

Wait no... I don't want to have a Chuck-E situation.

This is random, but her tits are too big. I feel like C or B cup would have been better.
 

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Move on and get better plates then. Life is too short to spend time with a damaged female.
Whatever you do, do Not develop oneitis… She could blow her top and disappear on you at any time…
 
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You need to take her on dates like Lars and the Real Girl.

Bring her to Starbucks, sit her across from the table from you, buy her a cup of coffee and just sit and talk to her for an hour.

GUARANTEED that ad money from that video will be enough to buy plenty more dolls...
 

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I need a copy of boyfriend destroyer then.……
I promise to give her back when I dump her.
Bro just wear a condom, it's basically the same thing. It doesn't actually leave when you're done though. It's pretty realistic.

I do need to find a girl who's down for anal though. Everytime I put it in, it's like the world becomes mine.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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