I Will Probably Go To Hell For This...

[Champ Slice]

Soooo... This past week has been kinda rough for me. My Grandfather passed away and I have been an emotional wreck. I was very close to him and he was a major influence on my life.

Anyways, here comes the bad part. I have been thinking of a way to get some pity ****s off of this. I honestly am still a little clouded and cant think of anything good. As far as I know Ive never been pity ****ed.

Does anybody have any advice on how I can use my grandfathers death to bang women?

 

[Mike32ct]

I won't judge, but I don't believe pity Fs exist.

As I said in another post, women NEVER "take one for the team." Only men do that lol.

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

Pity sex does not exist unless you were an extremely strong person beforehand who 'finally' showed some weakness over something or someone (particularly if that person or thing has some kind of 'moral' value attached to it). This is because while all women are attracted to strong men, they still want him to have have some kind of weakness to sink their claws into so that they themselves know that this strong man is still theirs. Now the reason why they would even consider having pity sex with you is because all else failed in trying to capture you (as another poster on here recently said, sex is a woman's final trump card; they often times do not like using it unless as a last resort). Not only that, but the woman must find you at least SOMEWHAT attractive beforehand as well, or else they will think of you as a sad whimpering puppy or a cute baby crying; pitied yes, but loved no.

Are you someone who is naturally very mentally strong and tougher than most or no? If you are, then you have a shot at this. Otherwise no.

 

[wifehunter]

You're trying too hard.

 

[Champ Slice]

You're trying too hard.

As of this past week I probably am.

 

[Igetit!]

Just when I think I've seen and heard it all.....


Dammmn....

 

[TheMonkeyKing]

I was very close to him and he was a major influence on my life.

I have to say, this is pathetic.

If you really have any respect for him, his memory, even yourself, you won't use his passing for personally gain.

If you need to get laid so badly, go and pay a hooker.