"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I Will Probably Go To Hell For This...

Champ Slice

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Soooo... This past week has been kinda rough for me. My Grandfather passed away and I have been an emotional wreck. I was very close to him and he was a major influence on my life.

Anyways, here comes the bad part. I have been thinking of a way to get some pity ****s off of this. I honestly am still a little clouded and cant think of anything good. As far as I know Ive never been pity ****ed.

Does anybody have any advice on how I can use my grandfathers death to bang women?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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ImTheDoubleGreatest!

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Pity sex does not exist unless you were an extremely strong person beforehand who 'finally' showed some weakness over something or someone (particularly if that person or thing has some kind of 'moral' value attached to it). This is because while all women are attracted to strong men, they still want him to have have some kind of weakness to sink their claws into so that they themselves know that this strong man is still theirs. Now the reason why they would even consider having pity sex with you is because all else failed in trying to capture you (as another poster on here recently said, sex is a woman's final trump card; they often times do not like using it unless as a last resort). Not only that, but the woman must find you at least SOMEWHAT attractive beforehand as well, or else they will think of you as a sad whimpering puppy or a cute baby crying; pitied yes, but loved no.

Are you someone who is naturally very mentally strong and tougher than most or no? If you are, then you have a shot at this. Otherwise no.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Igetit!

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Just when I think I've seen and heard it all.....


Dammmn....:eek:
 

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I was very close to him and he was a major influence on my life.
I have to say, this is pathetic.

If you really have any respect for him, his memory, even yourself, you won't use his passing for personally gain.

If you need to get laid so badly, go and pay a hooker.
 
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