"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I Will Probably Go To Hell For This...

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Soooo... This past week has been kinda rough for me. My Grandfather passed away and I have been an emotional wreck. I was very close to him and he was a major influence on my life.

Anyways, here comes the bad part. I have been thinking of a way to get some pity ****s off of this. I honestly am still a little clouded and cant think of anything good. As far as I know Ive never been pity ****ed.

Does anybody have any advice on how I can use my grandfathers death to bang women?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Pity sex does not exist unless you were an extremely strong person beforehand who 'finally' showed some weakness over something or someone (particularly if that person or thing has some kind of 'moral' value attached to it). This is because while all women are attracted to strong men, they still want him to have have some kind of weakness to sink their claws into so that they themselves know that this strong man is still theirs. Now the reason why they would even consider having pity sex with you is because all else failed in trying to capture you (as another poster on here recently said, sex is a woman's final trump card; they often times do not like using it unless as a last resort). Not only that, but the woman must find you at least SOMEWHAT attractive beforehand as well, or else they will think of you as a sad whimpering puppy or a cute baby crying; pitied yes, but loved no.

Are you someone who is naturally very mentally strong and tougher than most or no? If you are, then you have a shot at this. Otherwise no.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Just when I think I've seen and heard it all.....


Dammmn....:eek:
 
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Champ Slice said:
I was very close to him and he was a major influence on my life.
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I have to say, this is pathetic.

If you really have any respect for him, his memory, even yourself, you won't use his passing for personally gain.

If you need to get laid so badly, go and pay a hooker.
 
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