"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I was about to have sex this morning...BUT

mongoose01

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This morning my GF was giving me oral and i was hard as a rock. I was ready to have straight sex, but had to use the bathroom really bad, so I did. When I came back my stuff wouldn't get hard as before. Any body know why?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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As the Beatles sang: Isn't it good... my morning wood.

When you wake up, your bladder is full, which puts pressure on the base of your penis, trapping the blood flow. BOING! You've got a woody!

After you take a leak, the pressure is gone, and it's up to her to make you stiff again. Which I hope she did.

A lot of guys who have trouble getting it up use this "natural" enhancement to achieve full erections without Viagra.
 

ER!C L!VE

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Hmm. I thought morning wood was caused by the elevated testosterone and HGH levels during the early morning hours.

I have no idea as to why you weren't still ready to go after you took a leak....

However, I'm sure this topic will get moved to anything else...
 

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I know what you're sayin...

This exact thing happened to me this morning... almost the exact same scenario. This fourm section is definitely gonna be a place for me to frequent if for no other reason to compare notes! :cool:

Definitely a "false alarm" that morning wood. Would not count on it initially. Fortunately, my girl made things right and she went to work very satisfied... :)
 

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I don't seem to perform as well in the morning either.

Usually takes me a half hour to wake up and a cup of coffee before I'm good to go.

Damn I think you guys are onto something here!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Guys, stop beating it for a month and you'll have erections like you did in high school. i think this "Males sexual peak at 18" thing is just bollocks. It comes from the fact that at 28 you've been massively overdraining your system for 10 years by knocking one out morning and night.

JMEJT, YMMV
(Just My Enormous John Thomas, Your Model May Vary).
 

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Less wanking helps, keep it as a last resort. What also helps is working out; and I don't mean Ironman stuff. In fact, when I used to run hard it negatively impacted wood attainment. RUn a little bit (5-10 minutes a day every day) and lift a little bit (10 minutes a day every day) and you'll be fine. Losing weight never hurt either.
 

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update

I don't know what happened. my gf says because i took that piss was the problem.

i've had no problems since then.

matter of fact, i've been eating healthier lately (fish, fruit, veggies, etc), my stuff is better than ever. i recommend everyone to eat your fruits and veggies everyday and mix in come clams, mussels, oysters every so often.
 

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Originally posted by ER!C L!VE
Hmm. I thought morning wood was caused by the elevated testosterone and HGH levels during the early morning hours.

I have no idea as to why you weren't still ready to go after you took a leak....

However, I'm sure this topic will get moved to anything else...
I've noticed I can fvck longer when I'm well rested, especially when I first wake up. It doesn't matter if it's the morning or the middle of the night, or just a quick cat nap. Something about sleep greatly improves the ability to acquire and maintain a good erection.

Most of you guys are younger and not too worried about this stuff yet, but I can assure you, at age 49, I'm paying attention to what works for me.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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