mongoose01
Don Juan
This morning my GF was giving me oral and i was hard as a rock. I was ready to have straight sex, but had to use the bathroom really bad, so I did. When I came back my stuff wouldn't get hard as before. Any body know why?
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
I was about to have sex this morning...BUT
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
phillydude
Don Juan
As the Beatles sang: Isn't it good... my morning wood.
When you wake up, your bladder is full, which puts pressure on the base of your penis, trapping the blood flow. BOING! You've got a woody!
After you take a leak, the pressure is gone, and it's up to her to make you stiff again. Which I hope she did.
A lot of guys who have trouble getting it up use this "natural" enhancement to achieve full erections without Viagra.
When you wake up, your bladder is full, which puts pressure on the base of your penis, trapping the blood flow. BOING! You've got a woody!
After you take a leak, the pressure is gone, and it's up to her to make you stiff again. Which I hope she did.
A lot of guys who have trouble getting it up use this "natural" enhancement to achieve full erections without Viagra.
ER!C L!VE
Master Don Juan
Hmm. I thought morning wood was caused by the elevated testosterone and HGH levels during the early morning hours.
I have no idea as to why you weren't still ready to go after you took a leak....
However, I'm sure this topic will get moved to anything else...
I have no idea as to why you weren't still ready to go after you took a leak....
However, I'm sure this topic will get moved to anything else...
TrickyD
Don Juan
I know what you're sayin...
This exact thing happened to me this morning... almost the exact same scenario. This fourm section is definitely gonna be a place for me to frequent if for no other reason to compare notes!
Definitely a "false alarm" that morning wood. Would not count on it initially. Fortunately, my girl made things right and she went to work very satisfied...
This exact thing happened to me this morning... almost the exact same scenario. This fourm section is definitely gonna be a place for me to frequent if for no other reason to compare notes!
Definitely a "false alarm" that morning wood. Would not count on it initially. Fortunately, my girl made things right and she went to work very satisfied...
GirlCrazy
Master Don Juan
I don't seem to perform as well in the morning either.
Usually takes me a half hour to wake up and a cup of coffee before I'm good to go.
Damn I think you guys are onto something here!
Usually takes me a half hour to wake up and a cup of coffee before I'm good to go.
Damn I think you guys are onto something here!
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Walden
Master Don Juan
Guys, stop beating it for a month and you'll have erections like you did in high school. i think this "Males sexual peak at 18" thing is just bollocks. It comes from the fact that at 28 you've been massively overdraining your system for 10 years by knocking one out morning and night.
JMEJT, YMMV
(Just My Enormous John Thomas, Your Model May Vary).
JMEJT, YMMV
(Just My Enormous John Thomas, Your Model May Vary).
stevera004
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Less wanking helps, keep it as a last resort. What also helps is working out; and I don't mean Ironman stuff. In fact, when I used to run hard it negatively impacted wood attainment. RUn a little bit (5-10 minutes a day every day) and lift a little bit (10 minutes a day every day) and you'll be fine. Losing weight never hurt either.
mongoose01
Don Juan
update
I don't know what happened. my gf says because i took that piss was the problem.
i've had no problems since then.
matter of fact, i've been eating healthier lately (fish, fruit, veggies, etc), my stuff is better than ever. i recommend everyone to eat your fruits and veggies everyday and mix in come clams, mussels, oysters every so often.
I don't know what happened. my gf says because i took that piss was the problem.
i've had no problems since then.
matter of fact, i've been eating healthier lately (fish, fruit, veggies, etc), my stuff is better than ever. i recommend everyone to eat your fruits and veggies everyday and mix in come clams, mussels, oysters every so often.
mongoose01
Don Juan
one more thing
since i've been eating healthier (i think it's the fruits) and cut down on the drinking, i *** like crazy.
yesterday she gave me oral (it's her time of the month) and a fvcking pond came out. she was like damm! I can't digest all that! sh!t is great.
check this out.
http://health.discovery.com/centers/sex/food/foodforsex.html
since i've been eating healthier (i think it's the fruits) and cut down on the drinking, i *** like crazy.
yesterday she gave me oral (it's her time of the month) and a fvcking pond came out. she was like damm! I can't digest all that! sh!t is great.
check this out.
http://health.discovery.com/centers/sex/food/foodforsex.html
Crank_It_Up
Master Don Juan
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I've noticed I can fvck longer when I'm well rested, especially when I first wake up. It doesn't matter if it's the morning or the middle of the night, or just a quick cat nap. Something about sleep greatly improves the ability to acquire and maintain a good erection.
Most of you guys are younger and not too worried about this stuff yet, but I can assure you, at age 49, I'm paying attention to what works for me.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.