"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I want to be muscular!

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In University year one, I used to get down on all fours and do 40 wide-arm pushups each night before showering (I was in halls so the shower was right next to me).

It helped! I got small, but at the very least, slightly larger chest. I watch programs and see brown men take off their shirts with massive arms and BIG chest. What I am trying to do is this: I have a few "acne scars" which are not THE most evident but somewhat degrade my naked image. My face is OK, and I am working on stopping new acne appearing on my back and chest. In the meantime I want to build up this area and upper body.

So, what I am asking for? To summarise, I would ask how do I do this, assuming I don't have a tonne of equipment in my room? (I live in a house now!)

If I had only my arms and legs to exercise with (err, any part of my body for that matter) and the floor, how could I build myself up?

  • How long would it take?
  • How much effort would be required each night?

Thanks in advance men, I don't know what to expect now that I have crossed the line into the Health and Fitness forum!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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on the floor?? keep dreaming. join a gym. and read my guide to bulking up.
 

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"Brown men" have higher testosterone levels
 

Nicholas Hill

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Originally posted by Bones:
"Brown men" have higher testosterone levels
Probably. I've been monitoring replies to this post, and I had a quick look in DIESEL's body building post. I'm a complete newbie with most of the terms (ie "Reps") but will start working out in the gym methinks.
 

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Repetitions.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Originally posted by Smooth as Anything:
Repetitions.
Thanks ... thats 1/100!

Me and a gal called Kathryn are going to go to the gym three times a week now starting Monday.
 

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Just some things Ive found out along the way that may or may not be helpful

1. Dont be intimidated, everybody has to start somewhere. This isnt as true anymore since a lot more people are getting to the gym, but if you see someone benching 275 and you are there with 20 lbs, its no big deal. Nobody else cares what you are doing

2. Dont just look around at what everybody else is doing and mimic it. Do some research, talk to a trainer, get a plan together

3. The intensity you felt that first week in the gym, should be maintained every week you go in. You do this by gradually increasing weights and mixing it up. Dont fall into the trap of the same old routine, same old weights.

4. Try to work out in the morning or during lunchtime, not at night like you mentioned.

Anyways, good luck


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So, I've done one gym session so far, with lifting that big bar weighty thing (see, I'm clueless!) while laying on a bench. It did me quite a bit of good. It could be in my mind but I think there's already a difference, even today one whole day after the session. I'm trying to deny it - it shouldnt happen that quick.

Nonetheless, I will continue to work on myself and get what I want.

Just a question: My friend keeps telling me to drink lots and lots of milk and I don't really know why. Is this a good idea?

Nick
 

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Milk is good because it is a great source of protein, although you probably dont need to drink "lots and lots" of it. Since it is a dairy source and too much can be fattening, basically eat a lot of protien from a variety of sources, including milk, and youll be fine.

Consider getting some whey and mix it into your milk to turn it into a protein shake.
 
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