check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
wow how can some one that has been registered for 2 years and sent over 400 posts, be so AFC
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I want this girl that have a bf
- Thread starter BES
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Squy
Master Don Juan
You forgot to tell him to write poems about her, and sing those poems with a guitar each night outside her window.
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
i sent a girl a poem once, she really liked it, i think it was a good move, but i only did it once, this was in my total AFC days but come ot think about it, doing it once seems to be good, obviously on a regular basis it would be bad but as a one off as a romantic thing it is good!
Nightbreed
Don Juan
And lest we forget, carry Red Bull with you at all times.
After all to bore a girl into being attracted to you means you must keep waking her up, but hey keep going with the lurve and caffeine, soon she will realise HOW SHE REALLY FEELS!
Bloated.
After all to bore a girl into being attracted to you means you must keep waking her up, but hey keep going with the lurve and caffeine, soon she will realise HOW SHE REALLY FEELS!
Bloated.
TooColdUlrick
Master Don Juan
BES, some people here are messing with you, if you haven't guessed already. it's almost a joke.
everyone else is giving you the worst possible advice.
it is very clear that you are obessed with this chick. any further interacation with her will make you even MORE obsessed. you very obviously have ZERO experience with chicks. any advice that you take here, i guarantee will blow up in your face.
she is your co-worker. when you screw this up royally, you have your job to think about.
as per usual...go to the Bible, and get started.
everyone else is giving you the worst possible advice.
it is very clear that you are obessed with this chick. any further interacation with her will make you even MORE obsessed. you very obviously have ZERO experience with chicks. any advice that you take here, i guarantee will blow up in your face.
she is your co-worker. when you screw this up royally, you have your job to think about.
as per usual...go to the Bible, and get started.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
-HPNOTIQ-
Master Don Juan
Its good to see that there are still people on this board with CHARACTER.