"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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I think I've finally found a reason to stop masturbating.

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Hello and I think I'm going to stop masturbating, not that I have a choice. I don't how the hell I got it, but recently this, I don't know what to call it, spot developed on my **** and it bleeds whenever I try to masturbate. By just recently, I mean, I've been masturbating for a good 2 years now and it's just started to happen. Last time I masturbated, I had to put a ****ing band-aid around my ****, to stop it from bleeding. So, what do I have to say? I hope it ****ing heals, because if it doesn't, my entire sex life from now on is ruined.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Err, you're 15 mate.. I doubt this is gonna cripple you for life. It'll heal, don't worry about it.
 

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But you should definitely go and see a doctor. Those lesions could be indicative of an infection (and no, not necessarily and STD). But it may be fungal, viral, or bacterial, or it just might be due to excessive...uhhhhh...friction.
 

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Originally posted by Viper
Hello and I think I'm going to stop masturbating, not that I have a choice. I don't how the hell I got it, but recently this, I don't know what to call it, spot developed on my **** and it bleeds whenever I try to masturbate. By just recently, I mean, I've been masturbating for a good 2 years now and it's just started to happen. Last time I masturbated, I had to put a ****ing band-aid around my ****, to stop it from bleeding. So, what do I have to say? I hope it ****ing heals, because if it doesn't, my entire sex life from now on is ruined.
It's because you rubbed yourself raw, smart guy :rolleyes: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Good lord, another masturbation thread.

Here's the one step solution to fixing your problem:
  • Find a real girl.
 
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