“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I think I've finally found a reason to stop masturbating.

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Hello and I think I'm going to stop masturbating, not that I have a choice. I don't how the hell I got it, but recently this, I don't know what to call it, spot developed on my **** and it bleeds whenever I try to masturbate. By just recently, I mean, I've been masturbating for a good 2 years now and it's just started to happen. Last time I masturbated, I had to put a ****ing band-aid around my ****, to stop it from bleeding. So, what do I have to say? I hope it ****ing heals, because if it doesn't, my entire sex life from now on is ruined.
 

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Err, you're 15 mate.. I doubt this is gonna cripple you for life. It'll heal, don't worry about it.
 

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But you should definitely go and see a doctor. Those lesions could be indicative of an infection (and no, not necessarily and STD). But it may be fungal, viral, or bacterial, or it just might be due to excessive...uhhhhh...friction.
 

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Originally posted by Viper
Hello and I think I'm going to stop masturbating, not that I have a choice. I don't how the hell I got it, but recently this, I don't know what to call it, spot developed on my **** and it bleeds whenever I try to masturbate. By just recently, I mean, I've been masturbating for a good 2 years now and it's just started to happen. Last time I masturbated, I had to put a ****ing band-aid around my ****, to stop it from bleeding. So, what do I have to say? I hope it ****ing heals, because if it doesn't, my entire sex life from now on is ruined.
It's because you rubbed yourself raw, smart guy :rolleyes: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

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Good lord, another masturbation thread.

Here's the one step solution to fixing your problem:
  • Find a real girl.
 
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