Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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I think I've finally found a reason to stop masturbating.

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Hello and I think I'm going to stop masturbating, not that I have a choice. I don't how the hell I got it, but recently this, I don't know what to call it, spot developed on my **** and it bleeds whenever I try to masturbate. By just recently, I mean, I've been masturbating for a good 2 years now and it's just started to happen. Last time I masturbated, I had to put a ****ing band-aid around my ****, to stop it from bleeding. So, what do I have to say? I hope it ****ing heals, because if it doesn't, my entire sex life from now on is ruined.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Err, you're 15 mate.. I doubt this is gonna cripple you for life. It'll heal, don't worry about it.
 
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But you should definitely go and see a doctor. Those lesions could be indicative of an infection (and no, not necessarily and STD). But it may be fungal, viral, or bacterial, or it just might be due to excessive...uhhhhh...friction.
 
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Originally posted by Viper
Hello and I think I'm going to stop masturbating, not that I have a choice. I don't how the hell I got it, but recently this, I don't know what to call it, spot developed on my **** and it bleeds whenever I try to masturbate. By just recently, I mean, I've been masturbating for a good 2 years now and it's just started to happen. Last time I masturbated, I had to put a ****ing band-aid around my ****, to stop it from bleeding. So, what do I have to say? I hope it ****ing heals, because if it doesn't, my entire sex life from now on is ruined.
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It's because you rubbed yourself raw, smart guy :rolleyes: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Good lord, another masturbation thread.

Here's the one step solution to fixing your problem:
  • Find a real girl.
 
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