"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I think im setting myself up for a trainwreck

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-Alright so i started my new job like 7 months ago, and my supervisor was a chick maybe about a 6 1/2 not bad lookin but then i got moved up and changed supervisors.

So now this other chick i know told my old supervisor i thought she was hott so my supervisor told her to ask for my number and i gave it to her.

But man im thinkin this is a bad idea she's 25 im 20 and im also talkin to this other chick that is 25 and then this other one that is 19 they all have my number and i have thers.

But dammit they all work at the same place im so screwd,that one saying dont **** wher you eat is true damit im so stupid this already happen one time before.

And i got in trouble at my old job because ther were 2 chicks fighting over me and saying bad things about eachother pretty soon it got bad and

One girl told the managment and they brought all 3 of us in for a talk of course i denied everything but dam.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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as the old saying goes, don't dip you pen in the company ink
 
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oh my god? Why did you do that?

You got 3 girls at work after you? Surely you would have learnt at your last job that work rumours travel faster than bird flu. I would cut loose on 2 and go for one. Or cut your losses completely and keep your job safe. Depends how much you like your job to be fair...
 
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I'm not sure what your question is...

Realize that *everything* you say to a woman will be told to every other women at a workplace eventually.

Don't date women you work with.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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meat

Hey Dude,

You broke rule #34 ...............

"Don't put your meat where you get your bread."

cave dweller
 
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Yea i know im a retard, But ive decided through process of elimination im going to get rid of 1 of them and put her on the back burner for now.

I can handle 2 for now, will see what happens one is hotter then the other but,the one that isn't so hot is more intresting to talk too younger and has her stuff together.

See cause i was talking to my supervisor i mean hehe this chick and she's already plannin ahead man saying she wants to cook for me etc... im like whoa hold i just started talkin to you not in so many words but you know :p

I couldnt help it i mean i was told if you see a hott girl and you like her then go after her.
 
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