"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I think I made the right decision

Cableguy

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Well, as some of you may know I recently converted a 20 yr old HB9 from a friend to a lover. Lately,however, she's been cold and not wanting much at all in terms of intimacy.

Well, tonight she told me that she was doing this because she thought things were going too fast and didn't want anything serious. Her way of preventing feelings for me was to deny me pretty much anything physical. Oh, holding hands and cuddling were of course, acceptable to her. Ha!

I had asked to her to go a Dave Matthews concert with me a week ago and she was stoked to say the least. Well, the concert is tomorrow night and after our convo tonight I told her she wasn't going to be going.

I feel kinda bad, but I'm not footing the bill for some chick to see a concert when the most I'll get out of it is some ****ing hand holding. She actually expected me to still take her after she essentially LJBF'd me. The nerve of some chicks.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Doggystyle

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Good on ya lad!

Who the fook is dave matthews by the way, sounds gay!
 

spesmilitis

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If you're not getting some by the 4rd date, NEXT her. Since you were friends, should be more like the 2nd date.
 
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